Question

My Neighbors...

Answer 1

My neighbor just stomped up my steps with a glass of wine in her hand.
She says "I need to talk to you" when I look at who's at the door.
I open the door - kinda scared.
When I open the door "Can you tell me why my sons youtubers are showing up on my phone, as well as his apps?"
"He tells me that he doesn't know and doesn't know how to fix it"
I say "Well the youtube could be explained by being signed into his account"
"However the apps means hes probably using your phone"
Her: "Tell me straight up, is he lying to me"
Me: "Well I mean"
Her: "TELL ME STRAIGHT UP, is he LYING TO ME"
Me: "Probably."
Her: "Thanks."

She goes down, complete silence for a few minutes.
Next thing I know theres lots of loud crashes bangs and booms everywhere. I couldn't make out all the screaming going on.

She comes stomping back up the stairs.
"Can you fix this?" She hands me a phone that's in peices (presumably the sons phone)
"He lied about mine so I broke his"

The battery was missing so I go, "Wheres the battery?"
She huffs and stomps down the steps.
Her husband comes up the steps and hands me the battery, then asks to stay here for a few minutes.

We let him, and in the background we just hear loud banging and incomprehensible yelling between son and mom - mostly mom.
he goes "Oh yea their fighting" and stays there for a few more minutes before heading back down.


That sums up my last 10-15 minutes.

Answer 2

What...

Answer 3

Do they consider you the local tech support?

Answer 4

Indeed.

Answer 5

Should charge them.

Answer 6

;)

Answer 7

LMAO 'lots of loud crashes bangs and boom'

Answer 8

LMAO WHY AM I LAUGHING WHAT IS THE PROBLEM WITH ME

Answer 9

I mean - we do when they ask for a computer.... last computer we gave them for free, but they sold it to a pawnshop.

This one we made them pay for LOL

Answer 10

They sound nice >.>

Answer 11

This is considered spam

Answer 12

Do as I say, not as I do bear LOL

Answer 13

LOL Oh my god. This is one of the most interesting stories I've ever read.

Answer 14

Just needed to share this story x'D

Answer 15

Yah yah just don’t get in a crackhead fight

Answer 16

Have they come to you before for repairs?

Answer 17

Indeed. I do tech support for them all the time.

Even gave them a payed version of malwarebytes for a bit to avoid having to go down there every other week to purge it...

Answer 18

Lol

Answer 19

paid*

Answer 20

If they need Malwarebytes so badly, I can only wonder...

Answer 21

Let's just say I went down there - and there was about 500 windows of ads open.

Answer 22

and about 17 different "antiviruses"

Answer 23

Norton? :^)

Answer 24

LOL

Answer 25

Norton is so bad it installs malware on your computer.

Answer 26

THATS THE MOST FUNNIEST THING I'VE EVER READ

Answer 27

I CANT STOP LAUGHING

Answer 28

Well then.

Answer 29

You have lovely neighbors.

Answer 30

OOF! OH LAWDY MY JABEZUS CHRIEST! DAS TERRABLE!!!!!!!!! （╯°□°）╯︵ ( ͜。 ͡ʖ ͜。)

Answer 31

Lemmie get dem neighbors ̿'̿'\̵͇̿̿\з=( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)=ε/̵͇̿̿/'̿̿ ̿ ̿ ̿ ̿ ̿