Question

Updated tutorial on how BOWSAAHHHH kidnaps a princess.

Answer 1

It's quite easy, really. >:D

Answer 2

First step: Spy on the princess until she is alone
Second step: Zoom in on your clown-like flying vehicle and capture her
Third step: Make sure to zoom by some random plumber and taunt them
Fourth Step: Put her in your castle.
Fifth step: When the annoying plumber comes, put the princess in a cell and have her pretend like she isn't having fun.
Sixth step: Get beaten by the annoying plumber, and the princess is taken away from you.
Seventh step: Repeat a few days later.

Answer 3

The BOWSAAHHHH way. B)

Answer 4

Any questions?? >:D

Answer 5

WHat if your princess is kinky?

Answer 6

Well, make the best out of it, i guess. If she is "kinky", you can always get rid of her. :\

Answer 7

kinky is boring

Answer 8

Then make sure to kidnap one that you are sure will be fun to capture. >:D

Answer 9

It's how it works in every game, really. >:)

Answer 10

x'D

Answer 11

XD

Answer 12

This was extremely cringy and foolproof.

Answer 13

Heh. Well, of course it was!!!! Foolproof, that is... >:\