Question

jokes ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Answer 1

@shadow

Answer 2

the duck walked up to a guy and did a big dump on him

Answer 3

This isn't exactly a puzzle or challenge, is it?

Answer 4

why did the chicken cross the road? to have a beer

Answer 5

ye put it in writing

Answer 6

Why didn't you put it there in the first place?

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idk

Answer 8

._.

Answer 9

music is karma

Answer 10

karma is a b-word

Answer 11

Moved to Writing

Answer 12

Therefore, "music is a b-word"?

Answer 13

ye

Answer 14

heres another joke: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Answer 15

You have quite the originality. Never before have I seen someone use a Lenny face as a joke.

Answer 16

fartimir pootin

Answer 17

I actually laughed at that one. Good job.

Answer 18

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Answer 19

That was clever xD

Answer 20

gobbled rump

Answer 21

if we were pigs you would be the fat one

Answer 22

I would be.

Answer 23

Nice topic

Answer 24

Then again, I'd be the one that would provide the most bacon, no?

Answer 25

If you want to be the bacon, by all means, be the bacon :)

Answer 26

I don't want to be the bacon. Lol

Answer 27

I think I would enjoy the taste of irony.

Answer 28

jingle bells, your Dragon Ball smells, you jut laid an egg. the giant pig lost its meal and the parrot swam away, hey

Answer 29

That is quality writing.

Answer 30

You're going places, no doubt.

Answer 31

Sarcasm meter is getting a reading here.

Answer 32

metre

Answer 33

You're both off the charts :)

Answer 34

lel

Answer 35

That is how Australians spell it (:

Answer 36

Feels weird honestly, metre...

Answer 37

"Metre" sounds like it should pronounced in French

Answer 38

I would probably agree, if I knew French.

Answer 39

Lets see what the Australian has to say.

Answer 40

meter sounds like it should be pronounced like deter

Answer 41

Lolol

Answer 42

Yes

Answer 43

Words that rhyme have that in common

Answer 44

What are red, blue, and green?

Answer 45

kilometre centimetre micrometre metre centre

Answer 46

Colors.

Answer 47

colour?

Answer 48

OH!

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it's colour

Answer 50

and favourite

Answer 51

That was bait. WE bit into it x'D

Answer 52

Is better spelled bettre?

Answer 53

LMAO

Answer 54

NO

Answer 55

Swifter spelled swiftre?

Answer 56

no

Answer 57

What's the rule?

Answer 58

LMAO im speaking proper English from the UK even tho im Australian. American just changed all their Spellings and pronunciations.

Answer 59

New and improved Modern English

Answer 60

Yeah, right.. *rolls eyes*

Answer 61

We have hot dogs ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Answer 62

And so do we lol

Answer 63

do yall have our famous "Aussie Sausage Rolls"?

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And Peanut Butter (;

Answer 65

Pig blankets?

Answer 66

OMG

Answer 67

LMAOOOO

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G o t t e m.

Answer 69

you guys ripped off our sausages and renamed them "Pig Blankets"

Answer 70

I think someone was just trying to be cute. We put little piggies in blankets. All nice and cozy. Then we consume them.

Answer 71

still, renaming them is not very nice

Answer 72

They're simply called, Sausage Rolls.

Answer 73

I think it was to motivate American kids to eat them, so by labeling them 'Pig Blankets'...

Answer 74

Also, what is the purpose of "Fairy Bread"? Why?!

Answer 75

Ah. Smooth butter and gritty sprinkles all placed nicely on top of luscious white bread in a form that males and females of all ages can treat their deserving taste buds.

Answer 76

Stroke, diabetes, and cholesterol.
Edible form.
clap clap

Answer 77

Get the good kind of peanut butter

Answer 78

But for the beautiful and exotic taste of the dessert, it's worth it.

Answer 79

You really have your priorities set straight. that's always admirable. xD

Answer 80

Sugar first, diabetes later

Answer 81

I tried my best with adjectives to convince you, but it did not seem to work.

Answer 82

Use facts

Answer 83

That won't work. (the facts are in his favour)

Answer 84

It had the potential of convincing me, not going to deny it. But the sprinkles D:

Answer 85

Plus I get straight A+'s in English that I rarely use on QuestionCove.

Answer 86

LOL

Answer 87

You rarely use English? I got that

Answer 88

lol I was talking about spelling and grammar shads

Answer 89

For someone who gets straight A+'s in English, I feel that that sentence was hardly coherent. xD could just be me being illiterate again

Answer 90

*waits patiently for Australian*

Answer 91

Ah, how wonderful are those sprinkles. Enough to make your mouth water whilst the sweet and colourful sugar melts.

Answer 92

What did you do?

Answer 93

That took you a while.

Answer 94

Where is BlankSpace? give him back

Answer 95

The highly illiterate beings such as AP, are not able to interpret proper Australian/British English.

Answer 96

If only you could learn from what I am saying.

Answer 97

What's with the shade? e.e

Answer 98

It is okay. I do not expect Americans to understand the sentence that I wrote above.

Answer 99

AP is more literate than you think. I'll leave you to his/her devices, I need to get some sleep.

Answer 100

Assuming I am American? Lol

Answer 101

bye bye shads. cya tomorrow. go lick a cow for meh

Answer 102

Nice one AP

Answer 103

Clearly you are of the sand

Answer 104

Good Night.

Answer 105

LOL

Answer 106

anywho enough english

Answer 107

back to jokes

Answer 108

Goodnight jokester

Answer 109

gn