Question

Friendiology Tutorial: Introduction to Human Interaction & Sociability

Answer 1

Do you feel like you’re alone? That nobody likes you? Well you’re probably right. But have no fear, the following steps could help you achieve your own social circle in no time!

1. Give them money.

-Everybody loves money.

- You’ll probably be broke at the end of the day, but at least you’re heart won’t be! :D

2. Act like you’re interested in what they’re interested in.

Example: Jenny: “Hey have you seen Finding Dory?” Patrice who has low self confidence and is okay with making friends even if it means them constantly talking behind her back: “Yesssss OMG I LOVE IT.” Jenny: Really? Who’s your favorite charachter?” Patrice: "Finding Dory.”

3. Be someone who’s intellectual.

-Use words like “yeet,” “lmao,” and “YE BOI” when conversing.

4. Realize that nobody likes you and you’ll be alone for the rest of your life. But that's okay because at least you don't have to share you extra large fries with anyone for the rest of your life. :)

5. Realize that obesity exists.