Question

Anyone here up for a good/funny joke?

Answer 1

What ya got?

Answer 2

Always

Answer 3

@Elsa213

Answer 4

There are 100 bricks on a plane one falls off how many are left? (it's multiple questions)

Answer 5

Elsa is great at jokes... aren't you Elsa? :)

Answer 6

99 bricks

Answer 7

Yeyeyeyeyeye

Anise's daddeh es hawt.

Kuekuekuekue

Answer 8

What are the three steps to putting a giraffe in the fridge? 1. open the fridge 2. put the giraffe in 3.close the fridge

Answer 9

Oh suck my punani

Answer 10

Ihy @Elsa213

Answer 11

What are the 4 steps to putting a rhino in the fridge? 1. open the fridge 2. take out the giraffe 3. put the rhino in. 4. close the fridge.

Answer 12

I hate maiself so es fien. cx <3

Answer 13

The animals were throwing a party and all the animals but one came. What was it? The rhino

Answer 14

*Coughs* she isn't great at telling jokes after all, guys.

Answer 15

A girl crossed a low bridge over crocodile infested water, but didn't die. Why? The crocodiles were at the party.

Answer 16

When she got to the other side she died though. Why?
A brick fell from a plane and hit her on the head

Answer 17

killed by the brick that fell off of the plane

Answer 18

What did the key say to the lock?


I thought I was du key to yewr heart.

Hehe

Answer 19

oof

Answer 20

T E R R I B L E.

Answer 21

omg i have found the funniest things ever

Answer 22

Smh..

Answer 23

You're like the first piece of bread in the loaf... everyone touches you but no one wants you

Answer 24

I call dat du bread's booti.
Es double bootied

Answer 25

idk what u r even saying

Answer 26

x'D

Answer 27

Riddle me <3

Answer 28

ok i have a riddle

Answer 29

It's shorter than the rest, but when you're happy, you raise it up like it's the best. What is it?

Answer 30

A puppy?
Emotions?
Food?

Answer 31

nope a thumb

Answer 32

Wat's a thumb?

Answer 33

ok u obviously failed health

Answer 34

I dun have health.
I em dehd

Answer 35

alright well then enjoy being dead

Answer 36

and i wouldn't joke about death especially with me cuz i am actually thinking of doing that

Answer 37

Aweh ;-;
That's no good, Titan.
I'm sure there are people worried for you and can't live without you. You probably light up their world.

Answer 38

yea but not anyone irl

Answer 39

Well, you never know.
People care for you but won't admit it.

Answer 40

true but its not just that i dont want to live where i do yet cant go anywhere else so im stuck in a place i dont want to be and so to me that seems like the only way out

Answer 41

but i dont think we should be talking about this here so imma stop

Answer 42

Hey what do a pedophile and a turtle have in common?

Answer 43

idk but i have a feeling its not really appropriate either

Answer 44

they both wanna beat the hare before it gets there

Answer 45

eh

Answer 46

anyone else got another?

Answer 47

alright well then imma close this