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`A man kills his wife and hides the body in some bushes. The next day the police call and say his wife has been murdered and tell the man to come to the crime scene right away. As soon as the man gets there he is arrested. Why?`

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`A man kills his wife and hides the body in some bushes. The next day the police call and say his wife has been murdered and tell the man to come to the crime scene right away. As soon as the man gets there he is arrested. Why?`

Razor · Answer

-uses brain-

Razor · Answer

the body had his fingerprints?

kittybasil · Answer

Nope.

kittybasil · Answer

They told him to come to the crime scene right away. How did he know where the crime scene was?

kittybasil · Answer

ooOooOOoO

Razor · Answer

....ohhhhhhhh......he knew where it was but the cops had just found it

kittybasil · Answer

`What do you get when you mix a snowman and a wolf?` Frostbite OK NEXT

kittybasil · Answer

`It is a Sunday morning and a man comes to find his wife dead. The maid said she was cleaning the kitchen, the mailman said he was delivering mail, the nanny said he was teaching the kids, and the farmer said he was harvesting his crops. Who done it?`

Razor · Answer

the nanny was teaching the kids how tew MURDER

kittybasil · Answer

It is a Sunday morning the mailman said he was delivering mail

Razor · Answer

...oh XD well then the mail man dunt deliver on sunday

kittybasil · Answer

Annnd so he done it

Razor · Answer

Only thing they deliver is themselves...get it?

kittybasil · Answer

`Why did the doctor switch jobs?`

Razor · Answer

Because he wasn't a surgeon?

kittybasil · Answer

No, wot? He lost his patients

Razor · Answer

,,,,,

kittybasil · Answer

`Why did the ice cream truck break down?`

Razor · Answer

it melted o-o

kittybasil · Answer

because of the Rocky Road.

kittybasil · Answer

GET IT

Razor · Answer

jhflasfdsdfhfhkhjlj NUPE

kittybasil · Answer

You don't?

Razor · Answer

Nu I d- ..Rocky Road....IS that an icecream flavor or something?

kittybasil · Answer

Yeah

Razor · Answer

ohhh

kittybasil · Answer

I die if I drink but I am always hungry. What am I? (I remodeled this because the original one was boring and/or confusing)

Razor · Answer

Fire

Razor · Answer

I saw that dewd

kittybasil · Answer

Yeah, fire

Razor · Answer

lolz

umm · Answer

Knew all of these. Anymore so I could actually try? e.e

umm · Answer

I didn't Google them, I knew them since it's basically obvious. There's a thing called logic..

umm · Answer

You c;

Razor · Answer

o-o