Question

What does a clam do on his birthday?

He shellabrates!

Answer 1

Clam du party

Answer 2

Clam up

Answer 3

Am I funny yet?

Answer 4

Gets made into clam chowder (:

Answer 5

He been played. ;-;

Answer 6

Goes out for a night of drinking and meets who they think is a really cool girl. Goes home with the girl and the girl says close your eyes so the calm does. Then the girl stabs and kills the calm and sacrifices it to please the gods. That is how babies are made.

Answer 7

He shellibrates ;)

Answer 8

God Im weird

Answer 9

Simba was moving slow, so I told him to mufasa

Answer 10

Val's answer was better. e.e

Answer 11

No, yours ;o

Answer 12

What do you calla pig that does karate? Pork Chop

Answer 13

Dad jokes lol

Answer 14

A mexican magician says he will disappear on the count of three.
Uno.... Dos... Poof.
He vanished without a tres.