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mhchen:

Area of a Square

mhchen:

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mhchen:

Could you help me please?

mhchen:

It is either: (A) 1000000000000000012398712983712983798213 (B) 10000000 (C) Chicken (D) All of above

justus:

Hmm I believe the answer is E xD

mhchen:

I think you are right, thank you so much for helping me @justus.

mhchen:

But I need some help on why it is (E)

justus:

You're welcome :)

justus:

OOOOOoooh you do

mhchen:

Yeah, it's really confusing

mhchen:

and my teacher sucks at explaining

mhchen:

and my other friends are too dumb

justus:

Okay so it's going to be E because the teacher is trying to trick you and didn't add the right answer in any of the choices :)

justus:

So by putting E you are outsmarting your own teacher

mhchen:

Okay, but I learned that the Chicken jumped from its chicken soup and landed on a square in a flat bread shape, and it squaked out "bawk bawk bawk" and laid an egg 2 times so that confused me. I wish my teacher was a unicorn instead.

justus:

Ah...........so that's what confused you I see xd

mhchen:

Great, so I'm out smarting my teacher. I hope this was the correct answer.

mhchen:

I'm giving your Yelp profile a 3 star review

justus:

Yes you will get it right for sure ;)

justus:

Why 3? GIVE ME 5

justus:

I don't accept that.

mhchen:

I only give 5s if the person did all of my math homework

justus:

-.-

justus:

Ahem I can do all your math homework for a 5

mhchen:

okay so all of my homework is this:

justus:

Alright let's see.

justus:

Hmmm

mhchen:

1. What is 9283719287398123+2783612876312 2. What is 218736182736178263 * 1783618273 + 178263123 3. WHat is 918723182398127387 + chicken 4. What is KAJSHDLASDJLSJJSAD HAWKAWHHAW HAWK HAWKH KAH MOMOA M MO AMO AMOAMOAMOAMO BAANANGNAGNAN BANGGAAAAAAAAAA 5. What is AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAHAHHhhHHHHhhhhhhhhhh_H_H_H-Hhhhhhh 6. What is pie 7. What is \[\beta \alpha \iota \iota \delta + 1\]

mhchen:

I came up with \(\rho \infty \rho \) for all of them but I'm not quite sure...

justus:

The correct answers are 1. 171294701479174091724941

justus:

2 29794274927924247294792472

justus:

3. 2823820830284242423242 EGGS

justus:

4. HAWK KAWK HAWKE IHFIWHIFN IFWHFIW

justus:

5. IS WHAT

justus:

6. PIE IS CAKE

justus:

7. IS WHAT PIE

justus:

8. The correct answer

mhchen:

\[\gamma \alpha \gamma\] \[\tau \eta \alpha \pi \kappa \delta \]

justus:

No

justus:

problem

mhchen:

Hey, let me teach you something that is extremely important for your life.

mhchen:

It's called the alpha-beta.

justus:

Okay please do.

justus:

Oooooh

justus:

Teach me teach me

mhchen:

So there's 27 letters in the alphabet

justus:

Oooooh 27

mhchen:

The first letter is A

justus:

THATS ALOT

justus:

Okay so 1 is A

mhchen:

It is pronounced by saying A

justus:

Aaaaaa

mhchen:

You use it whenever you go to the dentist

justus:

OOOOOOOOH I see

mhchen:

Or when you're on the toilet

justus:

When I go to the dentist I will say Aaaaaaa

mhchen:

And the next letter is B

justus:

OooooooOoooooh

justus:

xd

justus:

B......oooooh

justus:

B looks funnyyyy

mhchen:

It is pronounced as BEE, because back in -12938712837 BC, the bees loved making the shape B when they fly, but then it got old

justus:

B b b b b b

mhchen:

the next one is C

mhchen:

You use it for words such as

justus:

oOOOOH

justus:

C

mhchen:

Cite

justus:

I C an eagle

justus:

like this?

mhchen:

Perfect

justus:

Oooooh

mhchen:

That is harvard level spelling

justus:

wowwwwww

justus:

thank you for teaching me

mhchen:

Expect to get a good job at a mexican restaurant in Indonesia with that skill level

justus:

I will be smarter than the whole school

justus:

ahhhhh okayyyy wowwww

justus:

whats next whats next

mhchen:

and the rest of the alphabet is really easy, you can just the Japanese for help

justus:

teach me teach me

justus:

so I go to Japan??????????/

mhchen:

o hai ou ou maiwa gaga

justus:

Hmmmm oooooh

justus:

co ne chi wa

mhchen:

Yeah you have to go to Japan and find this old dude in a Temple on some high mountain that is the master of alphabet-jitsu

justus:

I es fie aojs Cierra

justus:

OOOOOh an old man

justus:

On a mountain

mhchen:

He may look old, but he can read your mind

mhchen:

So don't think about anything weird when you get there.

justus:

OOOOOOH so I cant think about bad things there

justus:

OoooOH thats scary

justus:

I am on my way to Japan right now

mhchen:

okay cool, make sure you avoid the Japanese Godzillas there, other than that it should be pretty safe

justus:

I go to air plane rite now

justus:

OOOOOH okay

justus:

I am in Japan rite noe

justus:

do I go lift or rite

mhchen:

Okay so first turn right onto Okimanjihatwkhminacaktekashi street

justus:

OOOOh

mhchen:

Or shout "Ai neida raiduh" and a guy carrying a wagon will offer a taxi for you in his wooden wagon

justus:

Taxi taxi ai media radius

mhchen:

You got 3 taxis trying to offer you a ride now

mhchen:

One of them is operated by a creepy man

justus:

I found a pony on the street can I ride it?

mhchen:

The other is operated by chicken

justus:

pony pony pony

mhchen:

And the 3rd is operated by a fat lady with a whip

justus:

ooooOOOOOOh

mhchen:

Yeah just stitch some chicken wings to that pony and fly there instead

justus:

I take the pony!!!!!!! pony!!!!!

justus:

I flying in the sky weeee weeee

mhchen:

I believe I can fly

justus:

I BELIEVEEE I CAN FLYYYYY

mhchen:

I believe I can touch the sky

mhchen:

I think about it every night and day

justus:

I believe I can touch the skyyyyyyyyyyy bye bye byeeeee

mhchen:

Load up my bladder with uranium-238 rods and stick a neutron shooter in there to blast away

justus:

I am on it .....seee u soon mate

justus:

I am on the other side of china right now

mhchen:

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justus:

OOOOOh

justus:

Waaaah I fall

mhchen:

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justus:

hahahaha how you see me

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