Question

China

Answer 1

@mhchen

Answer 2

I go down and up

Answer 3

I very thirdsty

Answer 4

okay

Answer 5

where do ee find water

Answer 6

You can either go to the Yangtze River, or the Chingwong river, or the hstingtonhong river, or the bingbongbandabuda lake

Answer 7

I want to go to the bingbonggangabuda lake

Answer 8

is the water watery

Answer 9

I go to the lake here I am rite noe

Answer 10

slurp slurp slurp pshhh the water is running

Answer 11

Okay, that lake only has like greenish pollution from the goudapipipipi factory nearby but its underwater chicken fishes are healthy and rich in Vitamins

Answer 12

aaaaaaaah

Answer 13

pp pp pp shh

Answer 14

I spit it out

Answer 15

I see a old man

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What does he look like

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I go to ask him to teach me

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he has a big snake

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and its following his head

Answer 20

Then he's a snake bender

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aaaah wot ef the snake eat me

Answer 22

or a snake chef

Answer 23

ooooh he cook snake

Answer 24

no to eat poison

Answer 25

is dat the maan

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The poison will turn you Chinese

Answer 27

chiiiiineseeeeeee

Answer 28

It might be the man testing you whether you're worthy of his ...whatever you're getting

Answer 29

I wanna be Chinese I wanna be chinnese

Answer 30

eat snake poison now

Answer 31

Okay then you have to order his special menu

Answer 32

nom nom nom

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*hoiii I waaaant snake

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* eat eat eat thaaaaank you

Answer 35

Now you're Chinese

Answer 36

huuuuuuuhhhh i turinng into a chineseee

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*pooooffff

Answer 38

What do you look like

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now I belong to my home

Answer 40

I am Chinese

Answer 41

*pulls out the Chinese flag woohoo

Answer 42

but I have a problem :(

Answer 43

What

Answer 44

I dont know how to speak Chinese

Answer 45

ay ay dat is meeee in chinaaa rite noe

Answer 46

Just say a consonant followed by 2 vows

Answer 47

oooooh then I will speak fluent Chinese

Answer 48

moa woe dei mie pue

Answer 49

moa woe dei mie pue

Answer 50

do I repeat 23 times

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biu boa

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yeah

Answer 53

biu boa

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I

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repeat

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23

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times

Answer 58

*23 times lay ter ....

Answer 59

omg omg I speak Chinese now

Answer 60

Now you gotta bind your foot to the size of a centimeter or else you'll look ugly

Answer 61

ooooh

Answer 62

so now my foot is hmm 0 inches

Answer 63

So it's the void down there then

Answer 64

Amazing now you're a super model

Answer 65

Yayyyyyyy

Answer 66

imagine coming back here after 10 months....LOL