Question

In Australia we've got deadly animals a plenty,
We've got funnel web spiders who'll murder you and your family,
Under every second rock is a red back spider,
And they’ll kill ya just cause, I dunno, they're bored or whatever.

We got invisible brown snakes who'll bite you on the foot,
And you’ll be dead in seven minutes, just like that, kaput,
We've got the world's deadliest creatures all over the place,
We've got magpies who'll steal the eyeballs from your face.

Answer 1

We've got great white sharks, who'll ascend from the deep,
And rip ya in half with their razor sharp teeth,
We've got salt water crocs who'll death-roll you to death,
and sea-snakes who'll gladly snatch your last breath.

Answer 2

We've got a blue ringed octopus no bigger than this,
that just sits around in rock pools, waiting to kill kids,
And even the platypus, a cute beaver-duck thing,
has got a spur on it’s ankle, that’ll kill ya in one sting.

Answer 3

"razor sharp"

Answer 4

We got; bull sharks, cone shells, salt water crocodiles,
honey bees, european wasps, and blue ringed octopi's.
Death adders, blue bottles, red back spiders,
tiger sharks, tiger snakes, and lizards that'll bite ya.

We got Sea snakes, taipans, cassowaries, copperheads,
all the creatures of the land and sky and sea that want you dead.
Toadfish, stonefish, irukandgi jellyfish,
bull ants, centipedes, and ticks that cause paralysis.

Answer 5

at some point i thought this was a rap

Answer 6

AUSSI AUSSI AUSSI OI OI OI AUSSI AUSSI AUSSI OI OI OI

Answer 7

This is absolutely beautiful. Thank you, @Pixel . Aussie forever, mates. :,)