Only one color, but not one size, Stuck at the bottom, yet easily flies. Present in sun, but not in rain, Doing no harm, and feeling no pain. What is it?
shadow
its simple
A SHADOW
it was told before...
ok, then, what is in the dark but is friendly?
It can't be seen, can't be felt, can't be heard, and can't be smelt. It lies behind stars and under hills, And empty holes it fills. It comes first and follows after, Ends life, and kills laughter. What is it?
black hole
\(\color{#0cbb34}{\text{Originally Posted by}}\) @foxy44 ok, then, what is in the dark but is friendly? \(\color{#0cbb34}{\text{End of Quote}}\) imactually confused by this
\(\color{#0cbb34}{\text{Originally Posted by}}\) @cpl106 \(\color{#0cbb34}{\text{Originally Posted by}}\) @foxy44 ok, then, what is in the dark but is friendly? \(\color{#0cbb34}{\text{End of Quote}}\) imactually confused by this \(\color{#0cbb34}{\text{End of Quote}}\) just guess.
the world
\(\color{#0cbb34}{\text{Originally Posted by}}\) @Jade123 the world \(\color{#0cbb34}{\text{End of Quote}}\) that my friend is correct!!
yay
the world is a dark and scary place but also fond and friendly
yup
A man and a woman live peacefully in a house together. But one day the woman shoots her husband. Then she holds him under water for over five minutes. Finally, she hangs him, but ten minutes later they go out and enjoy a wonderful dinner. How can this be?
oh man
idk this one
she didnt kill him
crap
want the answer ?
its been posted before lol
She took a photo of him and developed it in the dark room.
^yes
close but no
dang it
I would like the answer
The woman is a photographer. She shot a picture of her husband, developed it and hung it up to dry.
that makes sense now
They have not flesh, nor feathers, nor scales, nor bone. Yet they have fingers and thumbs of their own. What are they
ummm????
hmm?
Gloves. They’re not made of flesh, feather, scales or bone, but have fingers and thumbs.
correct
What question can you never answer yes to?
uh are you asleep?
correct
A man who was outside in the rain without an umbrella or hat didn’t get a single hair on his head wet. Why?
didnt have hair
correct again
I was carried into a dark room, and set on fire. I wept, and then my head was cut off. What am I?
ded
no
lol
its a candle lol
that makes more sense now
want to hear a gay joke?
I start off with 4 leg then I go down to 2 legs then I go up to 3 legs what am I?
Suree
you a baby then an adult to an old person with a walker
dang ur good at riddles
ut why cant the two lesbians afford a double sided Pickle?
idk why
i find riddles easy
they cant get their ends to meet
cool
Can you write down eight eights so that they add up to one thousand?
yes?
maybe?
what is it then?
1000
i meant the equation lol
oh lol
oh uhm
ummmm
\(\color{#0cbb34}{\text{Originally Posted by}}\) @cpl106 oh uhm \(\color{#0cbb34}{\text{End of Quote}}\) we said the same thing lol
888 + 88 + 8 + 8 + 8 = 1000
let me know if u want the answer lol
nvm
well than
am i correct or no?
yes u correct
okay lol my head hurts now from thinking about it
There’s a one-story house in which everything is yellow. Yellow walls, yellow doors, yellow furniture. What color are the stairs?
not yellow?
there are no stiars
becuase its a one story house
wait darn it
close the damn questions the notifications are blowing me up... please
\(\color{#0cbb34}{\text{Originally Posted by}}\) @cpl106 becuase its a one story house \(\color{#0cbb34}{\text{End of Quote}}\) correct
it is closed
yee
You see a boat filled with people, yet there isn’t a single person on board. How is that possible?
none of them r single
lol
i agree with her
\(\color{#0cbb34}{\text{Originally Posted by}}\) @nicole122603 none of them r single \(\color{#0cbb34}{\text{End of Quote}}\) correct
What comes once in a minute, twice in a moment, but never in a thousand years?
letter m
a second
\(\color{#0cbb34}{\text{Originally Posted by}}\) @nicole122603 letter m \(\color{#0cbb34}{\text{End of Quote}}\) correct
What is the question you can ask all day, get different answers for the same, and they would still be correct?
how r u?
how is your day going
what time is it?
none of those becuase you can easily be lied to about those
\(\color{#0cbb34}{\text{Originally Posted by}}\) @nicole122603 what time is it? \(\color{#0cbb34}{\text{End of Quote}}\) correct
okay
There are three stoves: a glass stove, a brick stove, and a wood stove. You only have one match. Which do you light up first?
wood?
no
brick stove
no
glass
glass stove
no
match
\(\color{#0cbb34}{\text{Originally Posted by}}\) @nicole122603 match \(\color{#0cbb34}{\text{End of Quote}}\) yes
What can run but never walks, has a mouth but never talks, has a head but never weeps, has a bed but never sleeps?
river
a river?
\(\color{#0cbb34}{\text{Originally Posted by}}\) @cpl106 a river? \(\color{#0cbb34}{\text{End of Quote}}\) you are both correct
Speaking of rivers, a man calls his dog from the opposite side of the river. The dog crosses the river without getting wet, and without using a bridge or boat. How?
a log?
nope
did the dog even cross the river u never specified lol
nvm i had to read it again lol
the man goes and gets the dog?
nope
well s==t then i give up
me too
the river is frozen
........wow
What is it that given one, you'll have either two or none?
life? love?
dog
nope
A choice
\(\color{#0cbb34}{\text{Originally Posted by}}\) @Jade123 A choice \(\color{#0cbb34}{\text{End of Quote}}\) correct
. Two fathers and two sons go fishing. Each of them catches one fish each. So, why do they bring home only three fish?
There are three men: A grandfather, a father (the grandfather’s son) and the father’s son.
\(\color{#0cbb34}{\text{Originally Posted by}}\) @Jade123 There are three men: A grandfather, a father (the grandfather’s son) and the father’s son. \(\color{#0cbb34}{\text{End of Quote}}\) correct
What always ends everything?
g
correct
this post almost has 150 comments
wow lol
ye
How old is your son? asked a man to his neighbor. My son is five times as old as my daughter and my wife is five times as old as my son. I am twice as old as my wife whereas my grandmother, who is celebrating her eighty-first birthday is as old as all of us put together. How old is the man's son?
idek
5 lol
i should have seen that with it mentioning five a lot lmao
also btw we are leving all form all of this
ok
gtg sorry
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