Question

I wake up to loud music outside my door and I go to open it my mother is in the living room dancing with a strange man " umm not to interrupt your little thing here but could you keep it down" she looked at me and smiled wait was I seeing things she smiled
" Woah u sending me to boarding school or something never thought u had it in ya" she looked mad but then smiled again she was pretending to like me in front of this weird man who was smirking
"ooh I see was going on here ok mommy dear"
" what are you talking about honey are you well"
I looked at her and said I'm fine and I looked at the man " you do know she wears dentures right" my mom was Ice Creamed Ahah I got what I wanted " y-you wear dentures you said u were in your early twenties"
" ha early twenties she was in her early twenties back in1938 ahahah"
the man left my mom went after him but before she did she said " you are so disgusting I can't even look at u "
"so can I leave then"
"NO"
The next part up soon

Answer 1

Why is your mother playing loud music when chu was asleep that's just wrong

Answer 2

And I don't get this story but your mom is a knucklehead

Answer 3

i really like it and it's funny too