Question

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Does anyone have any comical dialogue that i could use for a character in my book? Quick and witty. that type of stuff

Answer 1

Let break some eggs

Answer 2

crack them eggs

Answer 3

"I'm not a nerd, I'm just smarter than you."

"Guys, can we please stay focused? I'd like to get this done before New Year's."

Someone goes to the character's bedroom who's in bed and wrapped up in blankets, asking if they're asleep.

Sarcastically replies, "No. I'm wide awake, just with my eyes closed."

Answer 4

I guess this is the part where I say something witty....Im not witty.