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Pt.1 my talent show stand up comedy stories.
Hey, my name is Rigo Charles Komers. So glad to be here, yall give me a lot of good energy. I love girls that make me laugh, man if a girl makes me laugh I fall in love fast. I do I be like ha, girl you so crazy. Listen we’ve known each other for two minutes but I already know. (get on one knee) I love funny girls. You just can’t be funnier than me and we're good, you know what I mean. Like because I’m a comedian. You know, like my ex was hilarious, you know what else she is? My ex. Don’t disrespect me, okay? I don’t mind if you're taller than me, some dudes be like I can't date a girl that's taller than me. I don’t mid (jump and kiss the air) Girl come get this lovin. I don’t care if you’re bigger than me, you just can’t be you know like Bigger than me. Like I want to get into an argument with my lady and think oh snap she mad at me you know not like OH SNAP! She mad. (laugh) But im single now and I don’t know why people brag about it you know like it’s not fun. Being lonely. I don’t like it. I’ve been single for about three weeks. You know what I noticed, after being single for three weeks now? The longer Im single the lower my standards get right? For real. I was really picky in the begining. I’m like she gotta look like this she gotta have this. Now im like who needs teeth. You know like you smile with your heart and that's all that matters. You know what I’m saying, like growing up, I was an ugly kid. I feel alright now but when I was a kid I was surprisingly ugly. Like if you look at me too fast, I’d mess you up. You know what I’m saying. From age 4 to 12 my nickname was ahh!! Like that was my name. I didn't even tell people, they just knew it sometimes. But I mean I ain’t complaining you know like. You ever see your girl do a selfie, they always doing the duck face. I don’t know why they be doing that. I’ve never seen a duck and thought that's a good-looking Duck!

Answer 1

" Like if you look at me too fast, I’d mess you up. You know what I’m saying. From age 4 to 12 my nickname was ahh!! Like that was my name. "
Well at least u got the "ah!" i get the "come on kids, let's keep on walking..." lol

Answer 2

It so good 😂

Answer 3

bro, this has me dead 🤣🤣

Answer 4

Bro close this

Answer 5

this is awesome love it

Answer 6

i got the stand up part going well for me, I just need the comedy part

Answer 7

I love this

Answer 8

Three reasons to stand up:
1) To get the remote.
2) To go to the bathroom.
3) Because you're the real Slim Shady.

Answer 9

Y

Answer 10

ur mean

Answer 11

you wanna hear a real joke

Answer 12

i hate tacos said no juan ever

Answer 13

bruh lol

Answer 14

this is awesome lol your funny and i love this.

Answer 15

ha supper funny u should post more

Answer 16

i recomend racist jokes tward white kids like me!

Answer 17

Good Joke

Answer 18

This dead made me laugh

Answer 19

this was so funny dude✋😂

Answer 20

LOVE IT LMAOOAOAO

Answer 21

@euphoriiic

Answer 22

lmao

Answer 23

ITS SO GOOD!