Question

Story for @lizzyglizzy1607
by: me ofc ofc

Once there was a kid named David. David lived with his father Elmo and his father Kermit. David hated them, though. every time he tried to do anything they got mad. Now it was Kermit's birthday. Kermit was reading a book while Elmo cooked and David watched. David was hungry and nothing was yummy in the fridge. So he got the step stool and grabbed the cookie jar from the fridge top. Now David was not allowed to eat cookies, no. He took a cookie and bit it, "YUM" he said. Elmo looked at him and saw him eating the cookie "DAVID! COOK NONO!" he took the cookie from him. that just made David mad as hell and so David choked Elmo and watched him die and looked at his mother Kermit. Kermit was still reading her book "best ways to beat your child" David grabbed the book and smacked her with it, "ur gay" he said. She watched in horror as he started dancing! she died from it. David laughed "stoopid" he said. David ate another cookie and stop mid-way. "uh oh... is this-" David died. he had eaten a raisin cookie!
the end

Answer 1

I made this at 4 am and never checked it or anything :D
and lesson of the day:
NEVER EAT RASIN KOOKIES

Answer 2

Everyone died, oh my.... nice story felix😅

Answer 3

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Answer 4

I didn't get pinged 😞😞😞😞
loved it tho, mah fav part ish how Kermit and Elmo were both males (fathers) at ze start, but den Kermit suddenly turned into a mother and thus ish cannon dat Kermit ish trans lol