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Marlin24k:

Tell me some good jokes

imyurdad009:

What does a pig put on dry skin?

Arieonna:

why did the chicken cross the road

Marlin24k:

@imyurdad009 wrote:
What does a pig put on dry skin?
Oinkment

Marlin24k:

@arieonna wrote:
why did the chicken cross the road
To get to the other side?

Arieonna:

@marlin24k wrote:
@arieonna wrote:
why did the chicken cross the road
To get to the other side?
yes

imyurdad009:

@marlin24k wrote:
@imyurdad009 wrote:
What does a pig put on dry skin?
Oinkment
i really thought that was gonna work lol

Marlin24k:

@imyurdad009 wrote:
@marlin24k wrote:
@imyurdad009 wrote:
What does a pig put on dry skin?
Oinkment
i really thought that was gonna work lol
Lmao, trust me i didn't look it up, it just came to my mind.

imyurdad009:

what did the traffic light say to the car?

Marlin24k:

@imyurdad009 wrote:
what did the traffic light say to the car?
"Stop"

imyurdad009:

@marlin24k wrote:
@imyurdad009 wrote:
what did the traffic light say to the car?
"Stop"
stop don't look i'm changing

Marlin24k:

@imyurdad009 wrote:
@marlin24k wrote:
@imyurdad009 wrote:
what did the traffic light say to the car?
"Stop"
stop don't look i'm changing
LMAO WHAT

Arieonna:

@marlin24k wrote:
@imyurdad009 wrote:
@marlin24k wrote:
@imyurdad009 wrote:
what did the traffic light say to the car?
"Stop"
stop don't look i'm changing
LMAO WHAT
thats a good one

imyurdad009:

@marlin24k wrote:
@imyurdad009 wrote:
@marlin24k wrote:
@imyurdad009 wrote:
what did the traffic light say to the car?
"Stop"
stop don't look i'm changing
LMAO WHAT
Cake get's em everytime

Marlin24k:

Why do teenage girls travel in odd-numbered groups?

Arieonna:

@marlin24k wrote:
Why do teenage girls travel in odd-numbered groups?
is the answer literally, OMG, like the best thing evar! We just can't even.

Marlin24k:

LMAO

Marlin24k:

What did the punching bag say to the boxer?

Arieonna:

@marlin24k wrote:
What did the punching bag say to the boxer?
is the answer Hit me baby, one more time!!!!!

Marlin24k:

You're looking them uppp! :((

Arieonna:

no that one is too easy my teacher game me that joke before give me harder joke

Marlin24k:

Okay hold on.

Marlin24k:

You measure my life in hours and I serve you by expiring. I’m quick when I’m thin and slow when I’m fat. The wind is my enemy.

imyurdad009:

@marlin24k wrote:
You measure my life in hours and I serve you by expiring. I’m quick when I’m thin and slow when I’m fat. The wind is my enemy.
candle

Marlin24k:

UGHHHH HOWWWW

Arieonna:

@marlin24k wrote:
You measure my life in hours and I serve you by expiring. I’m quick when I’m thin and slow when I’m fat. The wind is my enemy.
i heard that one before as well r u on the hardest riddles ever

Marlin24k:

What is seen in the middle of March and April that can’t be seen at the beginning or end of either month?

Arieonna:

@marlin24k wrote:
What is seen in the middle of March and April that can’t be seen at the beginning or end of either month?
the letter R

imyurdad009:

@arieonna wrote:
@marlin24k wrote:
What is seen in the middle of March and April that can’t be seen at the beginning or end of either month?
the letter R
hahaaha

Marlin24k:

What can you put in a bucket to make it weigh less?

Marlin24k:

DON'T LOOK IT UP IK YOU ARE

imyurdad009:

@marlin24k wrote:
What can you put in a bucket to make it weigh less?
AIR

Marlin24k:

NO

Arieonna:

no i know what link u r on i did that joke before on question cove

Marlin24k:

I'M CHANGING THE LINK HOLD ON

Arieonna:

is it a pencil

Marlin24k:

No

Arieonna:

o wait is it another bucket

Marlin24k:

No it's a hole

imyurdad009:

@arieonna wrote:
o wait is it another bucket
is it wind

imyurdad009:

@marlin24k wrote:
No it's a hole
ohhhh

Marlin24k:

lol

Marlin24k:

It’s shorter than the rest, but when you’re happy, you raise it like it’s the best. What is it?

Arieonna:

it would make better sence if it was wind

imyurdad009:

@marlin24k wrote:
It’s shorter than the rest, but when you’re happy, you raise it like it’s the best. What is it?
children

Arieonna:

@marlin24k wrote:
It’s shorter than the rest, but when you’re happy, you raise it like it’s the best. What is it?
chicken

Marlin24k:

LMAO just look it up

Marlin24k:

You can carry it everywhere you go, and it does not get heavy. What is it?

imyurdad009:

@marlin24k wrote:
LMAO just look it up
or or or and hear me out .... u could just tell me

Marlin24k:

@imyurdad009 wrote:
@marlin24k wrote:
LMAO just look it up
or or or and hear me out .... u could just tell me
It's a thumb

Arieonna:

wait your thumb but how

imyurdad009:

@marlin24k wrote:
@imyurdad009 wrote:
@marlin24k wrote:
LMAO just look it up
or or or and hear me out .... u could just tell me
It's a thumb
a thumb really

Marlin24k:

yep lmao

Marlin24k:

You can carry it everywhere you go, and it does not get heavy. What is it?

Arieonna:

@marlin24k wrote:
You can carry it everywhere you go, and it does not get heavy. What is it?
air

Marlin24k:

@arieonna wrote:
@marlin24k wrote:
You can carry it everywhere you go, and it does not get heavy. What is it?
air
You don't carry air lmao

imyurdad009:

What is it a child can make that no one can ever see?

Marlin24k:

No

Arieonna:

a pregnat waomen

Marlin24k:

OH?

Marlin24k:

It's your name

Arieonna:

There’s a one-story house in which everything is yellow. Yellow walls, yellow doors, yellow furniture. What color are the stairs?

imyurdad009:

no

Marlin24k:

Well obviously there would be no color for them.

Arieonna:

why

Marlin24k:

Because it's a one story house, there are no stairs.

Arieonna:

What does man love more than life, hate more than death or mortal strife; that which contented men desire; the poor have, the rich require; the miser spends, the spendthrift saves, and all men carry to their graves?

Marlin24k:

Nothing

Arieonna:

I speak without a mouth and hear without ears. I have no body, but I come alive with wind. What am I?

Arieonna:

no cheating

Marlin24k:

AN ECHOOOO

Arieonna:

i was hoping u would say wind sadly u got it right

Marlin24k:

I know that one

LillPerson:

Why did the glue spill?

imyurdad009:

@lillperson wrote:
Why did the glue spill?
why

LillPerson:

@imyurdad009 wrote:
@lillperson wrote:
Why did the glue spill?
why
Cause I found money

imyurdad009:

@lillperson wrote:
@imyurdad009 wrote:
@lillperson wrote:
Why did the glue spill?
why
Cause I found money
lol what

LillPerson:

@imyurdad009 wrote:
@lillperson wrote:
@imyurdad009 wrote:
@lillperson wrote:
Why did the glue spill?
why
Cause I found money
lol what
I knew you'll get stuck on that

LillPerson:

idk

imyurdad009:

@lillperson wrote:
idk [/quot
@lillperson wrote:
@imyurdad009 wrote:
@lillperson wrote:
@imyurdad009 wrote:
@lillperson wrote:
Why did the glue spill?
why
Cause I found money
lol what
I knew you'll get stuck on that
lol

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