school talent show act: Stand up comedy pt. 1

i walk around like everything's fine, but deep down inside, my sock is falling off. When I told everyone I was gonna become a professional stand up comedian, they all laughed… Well, they’re not laughing now! Side note ladies, you ever notice every time a good lookin boy like me speaking game to you, It looks like he's using hand sanitizer. Like leme holla at you for a sec Lil mama. not me tho, i throw a single white or red rose, to a girl with her friend, with a little note attached to it saying, “I think your friends cute” im pretty sure im 12% effective at this tactic. Which due to inflation is really 80%. Just saying.I recently I got me as my lock screen on my phone, because, you know, I like me. This girl seen it and called me out on it, she said that’s weird, not so conceited. She's weird by the way. And Im like how am I conceited because I got a picture of me on my phone. It’s my phone. That’s like walking into someone’s house and being like man you got pictures of you and your family everywhere. It’s My House, OK!? Like hush yo mouth. I don’t have any kids. Yeah, that’s right. I don’t have any kids, I don’t have any pets. What else gonna be my lock screen. A random picture of a boy scout? I can’t even tie my own shoe OK!?. Once I met a nice girl, and I’m in a restaurant, and the waitress comes and I put the credit card down, she’ll do the purse grab and when I say “No No I got this” she’s very quick to give up on that argument. Other arguments she could keep on going for weeks. Right now I realize that I need to find a girl who loves me for my money, but doesn’t understand math that well

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school talent show act: Stand up comedy pt. 1

i walk around like everything's fine, but deep down inside, my sock is falling off. When I told everyone I was gonna become a professional stand up comedian, they all laughed… Well, they’re not laughing now!  Side note ladies, you ever notice every time a good lookin boy like me speaking game to you, It looks like he's using hand sanitizer. Like leme holla at you for a sec Lil mama. not me tho, i throw a single white or red rose, to a girl with her friend, with a little note attached to it saying, “I think your friends cute” im pretty sure im 12% effective at this tactic. Which due to inflation is really 80%. Just saying.I recently I got me as my lock screen on my phone, because, you know, I like me. This girl seen it and called me out on it, she said that’s weird, not so conceited. She's weird by the way.  And Im like how am I conceited because I got a picture of me on my phone. It’s my phone. That’s like walking into someone’s house and being like man you got pictures of you and your family everywhere. It’s My House, OK!? Like hush yo mouth. I don’t have any kids. Yeah, that’s right. I don’t have any kids, I don’t have any pets. What else gonna be my lock screen. A random picture of a boy scout? I can’t even tie my own shoe OK!?. Once I met a nice girl, and I’m in a restaurant, and the waitress comes and I put the credit card down, she’ll do the purse grab and when I say “No No I got this” she’s very quick to give up on that argument. Other arguments she could keep on going for weeks. Right now I realize that I need to find a girl who loves me for my money, but doesn’t understand math that well

doggofroyo · Answer

Wow. You have a lot of talents.

Rigo · Answer

@doggofroyo wrote:

Wow. You have a lot of talents.

im him 🤷‍♀️

Maddie071105 · Answer

I LOVE IT AMOR <3

Rigo · Answer

@maddie071105 wrote:

I LOVE IT AMOR <3

i am hilarious arnt I? 🤓🥴

Maddie071105 · Answer

@rigo wrote:

@maddie071105 wrote:

I LOVE IT AMOR <3

i am hilarious arnt I? 🤓🥴

ong

Dolphan · Answer

This, this is amazing. It got me smiling fr. Great Job. Keep up the great work!!

Rigo · Answer

@dolphan wrote:

This, this is amazing. It got me smiling fr. Great Job. Keep up the great work!!

thank you so much!

BarbieJoo · Answer

@rigo wrote:

@doggofroyo wrote:

Wow. You have a lot of talents.

im him 🤷‍♀️

no you are not 🐒💀

Rigo · Answer

@barbiejoo wrote:

@rigo wrote:

@doggofroyo wrote:

Wow. You have a lot of talents.

im him 🤷‍♀️

no you are not 🐒💀

@barbiejoo wrote:

shut up monkey be nice 💀

@rigo wrote:

@doggofroyo wrote:

Wow. You have a lot of talents.

im him 🤷‍♀️

no you are not 🐒💀

@barbiejoo wrote:

@rigo wrote:

@doggofroyo wrote:

Wow. You have a lot of talents.

im him 🤷‍♀️

no you are not 🐒💀

Rigo · Answer

@barbiejoo your a monkey be nice

Dolphan · Answer

Amazing again Rigo

cjmick26 · Answer

high key dope

stanateez · Answer

Hope u win

Rigo · Answer

@stanateez wrote:

Hope u win

i did last year 🥱

stanateez · Answer

@rigo wrote:

@stanateez wrote:

Hope u win

i did last year 🥱

Ofc bc ur him

Rigo · Answer

@stanateez wrote:

@rigo wrote:

@stanateez wrote:

Hope u win

i did last year 🥱

Ofc bc ur him

yes 😩

stanateez · Answer

@rigo wrote:

@stanateez wrote:

@rigo wrote:

@stanateez wrote:

Hope u win

i did last year 🥱

Ofc bc ur him

yes 😩

Good luck 🤞

MissyMia · Answer

Amazing haha

reisonstixxxxxxxxxxx · Answer

horrible

Dolphan · Answer

W Rogo. Great Job. I love them

Rigo · Answer

@dolphan wrote:

W Rogo. Great Job. I love them

💙

Aiden3j · Answer

Thats amazing man your a W big time!

SoMeNooB · Answer

Noice my school also haves a Talent Show xD W