BUICK - Big Ugly Import Car Killer
CHEVY - Can Hear Every Valve Yell (or Cannot Have Expensive Vehicle Yet)
DODGE - Drains Or Drops Grease Everywhere (or Dead On Day Guarantee Expires)
FORD - Fix Or Repair Daily (or Found On Road Dead)
HOLDEN - Hope Our Luck Doesn't End Now
HONDA - Hang On, Not Done Accelerating
JEEP - Just Expect Every Problem
MAZDA - Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along (or My! Another Zany Detroit Assassin!)
PORSCHE - Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything
TOYOTA - Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto
VOLVO - Very Odd-Looking Vehicular Object

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