Question

What do you think of this?

Answer 1

this..

Answer 2

A group of mathematicians and a group of physicists were riding a train to a conference together. Every physicist had a ticket, but the mathematicians had only one ticket per group. The physicists started laughing at them, saying that when the conductor arrives the mathematicians would be kicked out. Mathematicians said nothing. Ten minutes later, one of the mathematicians ran inside and yelled, a conductor is coming. All mathematicians ran into the bathroom and locked the door. The conductor checked the tickets of the physicists and then went to the bathroom and knocked on the door and said, "Your ticket please". One mathematician slid the ticket from under the door, the conductor took it and went on.
On their way back, the physicists decided that they were as smart as mathematicians and bought only one ticket. This time the mathematicians didn't buy any.
Roughly 10 minutes into the trip another mathematician ran in and yelled "Conductor coming!" All physicists ran into the bathroom. Another mathematician went up to the bathroom, knocked on the door and said.. "Your ticket please!"

Answer 3

Mathematicians are smart!

Answer 4

Some more variations on the “Odd Primes” joke:

Several professors were asked to solve the following problem: "Prove that all odd integers are prime."
Mathematician: 3 is a prime, 5 is a prime, 7 is a prime, 9 is not a prime - counter-example - claim is false.
Physicist: 3 is a prime, 5 is a prime, 7 is a prime, 9 is an experimental error, 11 is a prime ...
Engineer: 3 is a prime, 5 is a prime, 7 is a prime, 9 is a prime, 11 is a prime ...
Computer Scientist: 3's a prime, 5's a prime, 7's a prime ... segmentation fault
Lawyers: one is prime, three is prime, five is prime, seven is prime, although there appears to be prima facie evidence that nine is not prime, there exists substantial precedent to indicate that nine should be considered prime. The following brief presents the case for nine's primeness...
Liberals: The fact that nine is not prime indicates a deprived cultural environment which can only be remedied by a federally funded cultural enrichment program.
Computer programmers: one is prime, three is prime, five is prime, five is prime, five is prime, five is prime five is prime, five is prime, five is prime...

Professor: 3 is prime, 5 is prime, 7 is prime, and the rest are left as an exercise for the student.
Linguist: 3 is an odd prime, 5 is an odd prime, 7 is an odd prime, 9 is a very odd prime,...
Computer Scientist: 10 prime, 11 prime, 101 prime...
Chemist: 1 prime, 3 prime, 5 prime... hey, let's publish!
New Yorker: 3 is prime, 5 is prime, 7 is prime, 9 is... NONE OF YOUR DAMN BUSINESS!
Programmer: 3 is prime, 5 is prime, 7 is prime, 9 will be fixed in the next release,...

Salesperson: 3 is a prime, 5 is a prime, 7 is a prime, 9 -- let me make you a deal...
Advertiser: 3 is a prime, 5 is a prime, 7 is a prime, 11 is a prime,...
Accountant: 3 is prime, 5 is prime, 7 is prime, 9 is prime, deducting 10% tax and 5% other obligations.
Statistician: Let's try several randomly chosen numbers: 17 is a prime, 23 is a prime, 11 is a prime... Looks good to me.
Psychologist: 3 is a prime, 5 is a prime, 7 is a prime, 9 is a prime but tries to suppress it...

Answer 5

The 2nd one was copied and pasted..

Answer 6

i think that is long to read

Answer 7

Mathematician are smart indeed,
A physicist, a biologist and a mathematician are sitting in a street café watching people entering and leaving the house on the other side of the street. First they see two people entering the house. Time passes. After a while they notice three people leaving the house. The physicist says, "The measurement wasn't accurate." The biologist says, "They must have reproduced." The mathematician says, "If one more person enters the house then it will be empty."

Answer 8

No myininaya read it is' hilarious it's just some phrases..

Answer 9

ok i will read it

Answer 10

ok i read the first one and that was funny lol

Answer 11

2nd one is funnier.. sort of to me..

Answer 12

i like the first one more

Answer 13

LOL.. I also like libniz's hold up ima get some more jokes..

Answer 14

In the high school gym, all the girls in the class were lined up against one wall, and all the boys against the opposite wall. Then, every ten seconds, they walked toward each other until they were half the previous distance apart. A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer were asked, "When will the girls and boys meet?"
The mathematician said: "Never."
The physicist said: "In an infinite amount of time."
The engineer said: "Well... in about two minutes, they'll be close enough for all practical purposes."

Answer 15

An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar. The first goes up to the bartender and says, "I'll have a pint of lager, please." Each next one says, "and I'll have half of what he's having." The bartender says, "You're all idiots," and pulls two pints

Answer 16

A physicist and an engineer are in a hot-air balloon. They've been drifting for hours, and have no idea where they are. They see another person in a balloon, and call out to her: "Hey, where are we?" She replies, "You're in a balloon," and drifts off again. The engineer says to the physicist, "That person was obviously a mathematician." They physicist replies, "How do you know that?" "Because what she said was completely true, but utterly useless."

Answer 17

lol i like that one