Question

I am a particle physicist from CERN that has recently come across an interesting discovery. After using the LHC to collide two protons at 99.9999% the speed of light, something spectacular happened. The photons within the LHC weren't absorbed by existing particles but instead DECAYED into tachyons!!! I currently have a stable wormhole sitting in the middle of the LHC and I don't know if I should enter it or not? Someone help!

Answer 1

@bloopman @mathmale

Answer 2

Hi happytales,
I'm an MIT graduate that consults for NASA. The ironic part of all this is that I've been attempting a similar experiment for a very long time, and I found someone who actually succeeded on a homework help site.
Now, as for the main matter: OH MY GOD, did you actually do it? What algorithm did you use to analyze the tachyons?
Where is your station? We must meet in real life. I think I am a qualified enough time traveler to analyze the properties of your wormhole.

Answer 3

Also, is the wormhole staying open? Have you discovered how to sustain it for more than a billionth of a second?

Answer 4

you're the particle physicist, you should tell us!

Answer 5

It's currently fully sustainable. I just tested it moments ago with a rat. I have no idea where it leads to... we are unable to see any signs of EM on the other side.

Answer 6

Have you tried pouring semen into the wormhole to verify its durability for barely living organisms?

Answer 7

Yes, that was a legitimate response. Please do not think I am joking.

Answer 8

No I haven't... but semen isn't an idea choice due to cellular death within seconds of contact with air.

Answer 9

Right. I have a machine that may aid with that. I won't describe its inner workings; at least not in public. However, it sustains an atmospheric pressure within that causes entropy to stabilize and emulate our current state outside of a wormhole.
Again, where is your station? We must meet. I'd like to analyze the wormhole, if that's alright. You're sure it's completely sustainable?

Answer 10

Are you able to take a flight to Geneva, Switzerland? I'll have it paid for... I don't know how long we can keep it stable but we'll have it ready. I'll send you my educator email via pm to have everything arranged.

Answer 11

Of course. I currently reside in Sweden. It should not be that much of a flight. I await your PM.

Answer 12

Anyhow. Yes, I currently reside in Stockholm, Sweden. I will pay my own flight and my backers should take care of everything else.

Answer 13

Alright perfect!!! We've completely analyzed the wormhole. Surprisingly, it has definite dimensions.

Answer 14

@dumbsearch2 Is one of my assistants with this project. He too is on this site.

Answer 15

Ah. I'd like to meet him?

Answer 16

I'll get him he's in the lab now.

Answer 17

Hi. I'm Sean.
Nice to meet you mate.

We've currently fully analyzed the wormhole and found something staggering. The wormhole is traveling 2x the speed of light, doubling any the mass of an massive object and producing an infinite amount of energy.

Answer 18

JESUS!!! We've just received a response from the other end!!! There was just a large spike of gamma radiation.

Answer 19

Under my very own eyes, I'm observed evidence for wormholes. Fully sustainable, and goes way beyond just a concept based on the theory of general realtivity. It's a reality, and the most exciting thing I've ever witnessed.

Answer 20

@happytales
I'll re-enter the lab.
This might be a indication of a traversable wormhole.

Answer 21

If they'res a trace of exotic matter with negative energy density, we could stabilize a fully functional traversable wormhole.

Answer 22

Absolutely!!! Call Rolf-Dieter Heuer now!!! Tell him to get to the lab!!! Jason, do you have any contact with Stephen Hawking?

Answer 23

Stephen Hawking... He is a Professor at Cambridge University in Cambridge, England. I'm not quite sure if we'll be able to get him over here.

Answer 24

Jason has contact with him I believe.

Answer 25

go inside it you will meet got in the flesh

Answer 26

It's static... I don't see any long duration spike at this moment...

Answer 27

flesh meaning your flesh, got is not flesh.

Answer 28

@FibonacciChick666 might have some insight on this?!

Answer 29

God*

Answer 30

That's good... we don't want any more ionizing radiation. Wear the suits in case... I'm coming to sector 4 lab now

Answer 31

Please, Needs, this is a very serious matter...

Answer 32

My measure indicated the spike lasted 5 micro-Chronons.

Answer 33

Why are we communicating over OpenStudy? It is fine if we continue the conversation here, but we may need some more privacy later on

Answer 34

You have my educator email... do you have contact with Hawking?

Answer 35

5 micro-Chronons?
But that means that... possibly... there's life on the other side!

Answer 36

I have contact with Hawking. I tried calling him, but when he picked up, I just heard silence.

Answer 37

Jesus Christ... CALL THE UN!

Answer 38

Email is too inefficient. Let's set up a file which we can collaborate on.

Logging everything down here is a serious issue if our discoveries become significant...
@bloopman Good point, I was way to immersed in my thoughts!!!

Answer 39

For God's sake @happytales we have more serious issues than that!

Answer 40

-sneezes-

Answer 41

Let's transfer to another form of communication.

Answer 42

The General Director needs to know the situation!!! We can win the Nobel Peace Prize!

Answer 43

I would recommend a test where two things occur: 1 something light tied to a long nylon rope with a watch, leave it for 2 earth minutes and see the time if/when you remove it. 2 Write a note in at least 5 languages stating where to bring it should the capability exist, or where to leave it for however many years

Answer 44

Everyone get on the educator system!

Answer 45

Sounds like a point of action! @FibonacciChick666

If we can replicate the same experiment @happytales nothing else matters...

Answer 46

@FibonacciChick666 Sounds like a plan.

Answer 47

better yet! a camera! Then you could see what is there!

Thanks guys!

Answer 48

My handler is "$m3!(kB". @happytales

Answer 49

My handler is "Blooptah.wrofnwodnrut"

Answer 50

LOLOLOL I ACCIDENTALLY CLICKED BEST RESPONSE oh whatever you get a medal xDD yaaay.

Answer 51

unfortunately, I had to refuse mine, I need to study for finals. Best of luck on the quest gentlemen.

Answer 52

@FibonacciChick666 Sure, thanks for your advice anyways- pity you're out of state! Still your advice was invaluable.

Answer 53

Indeed. And Syeda, your medal is also invaluable. *yawn*

Answer 54

The Wormhole is not stable- it is wavering!

Answer 55

I am dubious of its being able to be sustained-

Answer 56

Dumbsearch? You've disconnected from the educator system. Are you still there?

Answer 57

Sean? @happytales?

Answer 58

Both of you have disconnected! I'm getting on the plane right now!

Answer 59

I have tragic news. The wormhole collapsed this morning, blowing up the 7.5 billion euros LHC, along with Sean, who was in the lab during the event. Not only have I lost the Nobel Peace Prize, I've lost my job. I went to the club last night and spent all my reserve money on $1 **** and am now living on the street. I've decided we've had a good run... tell my wife I love her...

P.S. I slept with her sister at the wedding.

Answer 60

This thread might have been better suited for the Physics section
http://openstudy.com/study#/groups/Physics

Please close this :)

Answer 61

Professor Ram reporting for duty at the lab!

Answer 62

Hi! I'm in an alternate universe. Apparently we have WI-FI here, so I can't complain!

No worries @happytales I'm not quite dead yet.

Answer 63

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Answer 64

Enough of finding wormholes and stuff. Find me exactly where is MH370 and I will give you a medal!