I am a particle physicist from CERN that has recently come across an interesting discovery. After using the LHC to collide two protons at 99.9999% the speed of light, something spectacular happened. The photons within the LHC weren't absorbed by existing particles but instead DECAYED into tachyons!!! I currently have a stable wormhole sitting in the middle of the LHC and I don't know if I should enter it or not? Someone help!
@bloopman @mathmale
Hi happytales, I'm an MIT graduate that consults for NASA. The ironic part of all this is that I've been attempting a similar experiment for a very long time, and I found someone who actually succeeded on a homework help site. Now, as for the main matter: OH MY GOD, did you actually do it? What algorithm did you use to analyze the tachyons? Where is your station? We must meet in real life. I think I am a qualified enough time traveler to analyze the properties of your wormhole.
Also, is the wormhole staying open? Have you discovered how to sustain it for more than a billionth of a second?
you're the particle physicist, you should tell us!
It's currently fully sustainable. I just tested it moments ago with a rat. I have no idea where it leads to... we are unable to see any signs of EM on the other side.
Have you tried pouring semen into the wormhole to verify its durability for barely living organisms?
Yes, that was a legitimate response. Please do not think I am joking.
No I haven't... but semen isn't an idea choice due to cellular death within seconds of contact with air.
Right. I have a machine that may aid with that. I won't describe its inner workings; at least not in public. However, it sustains an atmospheric pressure within that causes entropy to stabilize and emulate our current state outside of a wormhole. Again, where is your station? We must meet. I'd like to analyze the wormhole, if that's alright. You're sure it's completely sustainable?
Are you able to take a flight to Geneva, Switzerland? I'll have it paid for... I don't know how long we can keep it stable but we'll have it ready. I'll send you my educator email via pm to have everything arranged.
Of course. I currently reside in Sweden. It should not be that much of a flight. I await your PM.
Anyhow. Yes, I currently reside in Stockholm, Sweden. I will pay my own flight and my backers should take care of everything else.
Alright perfect!!! We've completely analyzed the wormhole. Surprisingly, it has definite dimensions.
@dumbsearch2 Is one of my assistants with this project. He too is on this site.
Ah. I'd like to meet him?
I'll get him he's in the lab now.
Hi. I'm Sean. Nice to meet you mate. We've currently fully analyzed the wormhole and found something staggering. The wormhole is traveling 2x the speed of light, doubling any the mass of an massive object and producing an infinite amount of energy.
JESUS!!! We've just received a response from the other end!!! There was just a large spike of gamma radiation.
Under my very own eyes, I'm observed evidence for wormholes. Fully sustainable, and goes way beyond just a concept based on the theory of general realtivity. It's a reality, and the most exciting thing I've ever witnessed.
@happytales I'll re-enter the lab. This might be a indication of a traversable wormhole.
If they'res a trace of exotic matter with negative energy density, we could stabilize a fully functional traversable wormhole.
Absolutely!!! Call Rolf-Dieter Heuer now!!! Tell him to get to the lab!!! Jason, do you have any contact with Stephen Hawking?
Stephen Hawking... He is a Professor at Cambridge University in Cambridge, England. I'm not quite sure if we'll be able to get him over here.
Jason has contact with him I believe.
go inside it you will meet got in the flesh
It's static... I don't see any long duration spike at this moment...
flesh meaning your flesh, got is not flesh.
@FibonacciChick666 might have some insight on this?!
God*
That's good... we don't want any more ionizing radiation. Wear the suits in case... I'm coming to sector 4 lab now
Please, Needs, this is a very serious matter...
My measure indicated the spike lasted 5 micro-Chronons.
Why are we communicating over OpenStudy? It is fine if we continue the conversation here, but we may need some more privacy later on
You have my educator email... do you have contact with Hawking?
5 micro-Chronons? But that means that... possibly... there's life on the other side!
I have contact with Hawking. I tried calling him, but when he picked up, I just heard silence.
Jesus Christ... CALL THE UN!
Email is too inefficient. Let's set up a file which we can collaborate on. Logging everything down here is a serious issue if our discoveries become significant... @bloopman Good point, I was way to immersed in my thoughts!!!
For God's sake @happytales we have more serious issues than that!
-sneezes-
Let's transfer to another form of communication.
The General Director needs to know the situation!!! We can win the Nobel Peace Prize!
I would recommend a test where two things occur: 1 something light tied to a long nylon rope with a watch, leave it for 2 earth minutes and see the time if/when you remove it. 2 Write a note in at least 5 languages stating where to bring it should the capability exist, or where to leave it for however many years
Everyone get on the educator system!
Sounds like a point of action! @FibonacciChick666 If we can replicate the same experiment @happytales nothing else matters...
@FibonacciChick666 Sounds like a plan.
better yet! a camera! Then you could see what is there! Thanks guys!
My handler is "$m3!(kB". @happytales
My handler is "Blooptah.wrofnwodnrut"
LOLOLOL I ACCIDENTALLY CLICKED BEST RESPONSE oh whatever you get a medal xDD yaaay.
unfortunately, I had to refuse mine, I need to study for finals. Best of luck on the quest gentlemen.
@FibonacciChick666 Sure, thanks for your advice anyways- pity you're out of state! Still your advice was invaluable.
Indeed. And Syeda, your medal is also invaluable. *yawn*
The Wormhole is not stable- it is wavering!
I am dubious of its being able to be sustained-
Dumbsearch? You've disconnected from the educator system. Are you still there?
Sean? @happytales?
Both of you have disconnected! I'm getting on the plane right now!
I have tragic news. The wormhole collapsed this morning, blowing up the 7.5 billion euros LHC, along with Sean, who was in the lab during the event. Not only have I lost the Nobel Peace Prize, I've lost my job. I went to the club last night and spent all my reserve money on $1 **** and am now living on the street. I've decided we've had a good run... tell my wife I love her... P.S. I slept with her sister at the wedding.
This thread might have been better suited for the Physics section http://openstudy.com/study#/groups/Physics Please close this :)
Professor Ram reporting for duty at the lab!
Hi! I'm in an alternate universe. Apparently we have WI-FI here, so I can't complain! No worries @happytales I'm not quite dead yet.
This planet is terrestrial, supports human-like life which appearantly have advanced in a very similar way that we have. However, they seem to be benign and quite nice, wait up I see something overhead riguhfjytrdk][o`ssohjgsdhf9we8yrusdgjfhgk[piwe][
Enough of finding wormholes and stuff. Find me exactly where is MH370 and I will give you a medal!
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