OpenStudy (anonymous):

I am a particle physicist from CERN that has recently come across an interesting discovery. After using the LHC to collide two protons at 99.9999% the speed of light, something spectacular happened. The photons within the LHC weren't absorbed by existing particles but instead DECAYED into tachyons!!! I currently have a stable wormhole sitting in the middle of the LHC and I don't know if I should enter it or not? Someone help!

3 years ago
OpenStudy (anonymous):

@bloopman @mathmale

3 years ago
OpenStudy (anonymous):

Hi happytales, I'm an MIT graduate that consults for NASA. The ironic part of all this is that I've been attempting a similar experiment for a very long time, and I found someone who actually succeeded on a homework help site. Now, as for the main matter: OH MY GOD, did you actually do it? What algorithm did you use to analyze the tachyons? Where is your station? We must meet in real life. I think I am a qualified enough time traveler to analyze the properties of your wormhole.

3 years ago
OpenStudy (anonymous):

Also, is the wormhole staying open? Have you discovered how to sustain it for more than a billionth of a second?

3 years ago
OpenStudy (nincompoop):

you're the particle physicist, you should tell us!

3 years ago
OpenStudy (anonymous):

It's currently fully sustainable. I just tested it moments ago with a rat. I have no idea where it leads to... we are unable to see any signs of EM on the other side.

3 years ago
OpenStudy (anonymous):

Have you tried pouring semen into the wormhole to verify its durability for barely living organisms?

3 years ago
OpenStudy (anonymous):

Yes, that was a legitimate response. Please do not think I am joking.

3 years ago
OpenStudy (anonymous):

No I haven't... but semen isn't an idea choice due to cellular death within seconds of contact with air.

3 years ago
OpenStudy (anonymous):

Right. I have a machine that may aid with that. I won't describe its inner workings; at least not in public. However, it sustains an atmospheric pressure within that causes entropy to stabilize and emulate our current state outside of a wormhole. Again, where is your station? We must meet. I'd like to analyze the wormhole, if that's alright. You're sure it's completely sustainable?

3 years ago
OpenStudy (anonymous):

Are you able to take a flight to Geneva, Switzerland? I'll have it paid for... I don't know how long we can keep it stable but we'll have it ready. I'll send you my educator email via pm to have everything arranged.

3 years ago
OpenStudy (anonymous):

Of course. I currently reside in Sweden. It should not be that much of a flight. I await your PM.

3 years ago
OpenStudy (anonymous):

Anyhow. Yes, I currently reside in Stockholm, Sweden. I will pay my own flight and my backers should take care of everything else.

3 years ago
OpenStudy (anonymous):

Alright perfect!!! We've completely analyzed the wormhole. Surprisingly, it has definite dimensions.

3 years ago
OpenStudy (anonymous):

@dumbsearch2 Is one of my assistants with this project. He too is on this site.

3 years ago
OpenStudy (anonymous):

Ah. I'd like to meet him?

3 years ago
OpenStudy (anonymous):

I'll get him he's in the lab now.

3 years ago
OpenStudy (dumbsearch2):

Hi. I'm Sean. Nice to meet you mate. We've currently fully analyzed the wormhole and found something staggering. The wormhole is traveling 2x the speed of light, doubling any the mass of an massive object and producing an infinite amount of energy.

3 years ago
OpenStudy (anonymous):

JESUS!!! We've just received a response from the other end!!! There was just a large spike of gamma radiation.

3 years ago
OpenStudy (dumbsearch2):

Under my very own eyes, I'm observed evidence for wormholes. Fully sustainable, and goes way beyond just a concept based on the theory of general realtivity. It's a reality, and the most exciting thing I've ever witnessed.

3 years ago
OpenStudy (dumbsearch2):

@happytales I'll re-enter the lab. This might be a indication of a traversable wormhole.

3 years ago
OpenStudy (dumbsearch2):

If they'res a trace of exotic matter with negative energy density, we could stabilize a fully functional traversable wormhole.

3 years ago
OpenStudy (anonymous):

Absolutely!!! Call Rolf-Dieter Heuer now!!! Tell him to get to the lab!!! Jason, do you have any contact with Stephen Hawking?

3 years ago
OpenStudy (dumbsearch2):

Stephen Hawking... He is a Professor at Cambridge University in Cambridge, England. I'm not quite sure if we'll be able to get him over here.

3 years ago
OpenStudy (anonymous):

Jason has contact with him I believe.

3 years ago
OpenStudy (anonymous):

go inside it you will meet got in the flesh

3 years ago
OpenStudy (dumbsearch2):

It's static... I don't see any long duration spike at this moment...

3 years ago
OpenStudy (anonymous):

flesh meaning your flesh, got is not flesh.

3 years ago
OpenStudy (anonymous):

@FibonacciChick666 might have some insight on this?!

3 years ago
OpenStudy (anonymous):

God*

3 years ago
OpenStudy (anonymous):

That's good... we don't want any more ionizing radiation. Wear the suits in case... I'm coming to sector 4 lab now

3 years ago
OpenStudy (anonymous):

Please, Needs, this is a very serious matter...

3 years ago
OpenStudy (dumbsearch2):

My measure indicated the spike lasted 5 micro-Chronons.

3 years ago
OpenStudy (anonymous):

Why are we communicating over OpenStudy? It is fine if we continue the conversation here, but we may need some more privacy later on

3 years ago
OpenStudy (anonymous):

You have my educator email... do you have contact with Hawking?

3 years ago
OpenStudy (anonymous):

5 micro-Chronons? But that means that... possibly... there's life on the other side!

3 years ago
OpenStudy (anonymous):

I have contact with Hawking. I tried calling him, but when he picked up, I just heard silence.

3 years ago
OpenStudy (anonymous):

Jesus Christ... CALL THE UN!

3 years ago
OpenStudy (dumbsearch2):

Email is too inefficient. Let's set up a file which we can collaborate on. Logging everything down here is a serious issue if our discoveries become significant... @bloopman Good point, I was way to immersed in my thoughts!!!

3 years ago
OpenStudy (dumbsearch2):

For God's sake @happytales we have more serious issues than that!

3 years ago
OpenStudy (anonymous):

-sneezes-

3 years ago
OpenStudy (dumbsearch2):

Let's transfer to another form of communication.

3 years ago
OpenStudy (anonymous):

The General Director needs to know the situation!!! We can win the Nobel Peace Prize!

3 years ago
OpenStudy (fibonaccichick666):

I would recommend a test where two things occur: 1 something light tied to a long nylon rope with a watch, leave it for 2 earth minutes and see the time if/when you remove it. 2 Write a note in at least 5 languages stating where to bring it should the capability exist, or where to leave it for however many years

3 years ago
OpenStudy (anonymous):

Everyone get on the educator system!

3 years ago
OpenStudy (dumbsearch2):

Sounds like a point of action! @FibonacciChick666 If we can replicate the same experiment @happytales nothing else matters...

3 years ago
OpenStudy (anonymous):

@FibonacciChick666 Sounds like a plan.

3 years ago
OpenStudy (fibonaccichick666):

better yet! a camera! Then you could see what is there! Thanks guys!

3 years ago
OpenStudy (dumbsearch2):

My handler is "$m3!(kB". @happytales 3 years ago OpenStudy (anonymous): My handler is "Blooptah.wrofnwodnrut" 3 years ago OpenStudy (anonymous): LOLOLOL I ACCIDENTALLY CLICKED BEST RESPONSE oh whatever you get a medal xDD yaaay. 3 years ago OpenStudy (fibonaccichick666): unfortunately, I had to refuse mine, I need to study for finals. Best of luck on the quest gentlemen. 3 years ago OpenStudy (dumbsearch2): @FibonacciChick666 Sure, thanks for your advice anyways- pity you're out of state! Still your advice was invaluable. 3 years ago OpenStudy (anonymous): Indeed. And Syeda, your medal is also invaluable. *yawn* 3 years ago OpenStudy (dumbsearch2): The Wormhole is not stable- it is wavering! 3 years ago OpenStudy (dumbsearch2): I am dubious of its being able to be sustained- 3 years ago OpenStudy (anonymous): Dumbsearch? You've disconnected from the educator system. Are you still there? 3 years ago OpenStudy (anonymous): Sean? @happytales? 3 years ago OpenStudy (anonymous): Both of you have disconnected! I'm getting on the plane right now! 3 years ago OpenStudy (anonymous): I have tragic news. The wormhole collapsed this morning, blowing up the 7.5 billion euros LHC, along with Sean, who was in the lab during the event. Not only have I lost the Nobel Peace Prize, I've lost my job. I went to the club last night and spent all my reserve money on$1 **** and am now living on the street. I've decided we've had a good run... tell my wife I love her... P.S. I slept with her sister at the wedding.

3 years ago
OpenStudy (anonymous):

This thread might have been better suited for the Physics section http://openstudy.com/study#/groups/Physics Please close this :)

3 years ago
OpenStudy (preetha):

Professor Ram reporting for duty at the lab!

3 years ago
OpenStudy (dumbsearch2):

Hi! I'm in an alternate universe. Apparently we have WI-FI here, so I can't complain! No worries @happytales I'm not quite dead yet.

3 years ago
OpenStudy (dumbsearch2):

This planet is terrestrial, supports human-like life which appearantly have advanced in a very similar way that we have. However, they seem to be benign and quite nice, wait up I see something overhead riguhfjytrdk][o`ssohjgsdhf9we8yrusdgjfhgk[piwe][

3 years ago
OpenStudy (aravindg):

Enough of finding wormholes and stuff. Find me exactly where is MH370 and I will give you a medal!

3 years ago