Question

How do you get a Girlfriend

Answer 1

This how most people do it and it usually works:

1. When you open a conversation with a girl anywhere start with something really funny like a pick up line, such as: "The word of the day is legs. So why don't we go back home and spread the word?". (Note: Results will vary)

2. After you got past the first step talk about your penis and say how average it is, but if she asks for a whooping 12 inches of gagging power and she wants to feel the pain, just tell her: "How about I bang you twice and slap you real hard in the pussy when I'm done?" (Note: Will most definitely work)

3. When successful after the first two steps, try to fight off her angry boyfriend that's standing right next to her, he might look like a big pussy with his huge muscles and being a foot taller than you, but in reality he has big balls, so just punch him in the nuts twice and stomp on them when he's on the ground and that should work.

4. BAM! Here you are the fourth step, all you have to do now is grab the girl and swoop in for a romantic kiss to win her over, remember don't use too much tongue, just enough not to choke her. After that marvelous kiss look deeply into her eyes and say: "Your eyes, they look like the stars are smiling back at me, and your body is hotter than my semen after I jerked off into my hands..."

5. No doubt you would already have a girlfriend at this point if all the previous steps were followed properly. All there is to this step is just remember to 'wrap it before you tap it', because 'you don't want to pay the bills if she's not on the pill'.