Question

Best Pickup Lines V. 2

Answer 1

@Allison @SkyVoltage43 @DaddyDun @Bob @joshiscool

Answer 2

r u the eye of the beholder? cuz you look like i should beholdin you all night

Answer 3

Excuse me, but I think I dropped something. MY JAW!

Answer 4

Hey I'm looking for treasure, Can I look around your chest? xD

Answer 5

xD

Answer 6

Do you have a name, or can i call you mine?

Answer 7

Baby, wanna sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up!?

Answer 8

xD

Answer 9

On a scale of 1 to 10, you're a 9. I'm the 1 you need.

Answer 10

Charmanders are red, mudkips are blue, if you were a Pokemon, I'd choose you.

Answer 11

ok, THIS one is amazing

Answer 12

Hey! Tie your shoes! I don't want you falling for anyone else.

Answer 13

LOL

Answer 14

19. I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your Bed Rock.

Answer 15

xD

Answer 16

You know what material this is? [Grab your shirt] Boyfriend material.

Answer 17

You're like a candy bar: half sweet and half nuts.

Answer 18

Do you believe in karma? Because I know some good karma-sutra positions.

Answer 19

ooooooooooooooo gad eem

Answer 20

You’re like my little toe, because I’m going to bang you on every piece of furniture in my home.

Answer 21

I dun get da first one cx

Answer 22

karma-sutra positions are for sex lol

Answer 23

please dont look up karma-sutra. PLEASE

Answer 24

You look so innocent, you look so sweet, as long as I have a face, you will always have a seat.

Answer 25

SHOULD I LOL

Answer 26

NUUUuuuuuu pleeez

Answer 27

Oh fck. v.v

Answer 28

lol

Answer 29

I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW SOME OF THOSE EXIST

Answer 30

heuehuuehuehuehuehue

Answer 31

oml lmao

Answer 32

Would you like to try an Australian kiss? It is just like a French kiss, but down under.

Answer 33

after we told you a FREAKING MILLION TIMES, you still looked it up

Answer 34

omg lmao devil xD

Answer 35

I’m conducting a survey on the taste of vaginas. Wanna be first

Answer 36

xD

Answer 37

Are you harambe's encloser? Cuz i sure will drop a kid inside of you.

Answer 38

lol

Answer 39

I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your bed rock!

Answer 40

I have an “owie” on my lip. Will you kiss it and make it better?

Answer 41

Hey Baby! I’d like to use your thighs as earmuffs.

Answer 42

xD

Answer 43

That’s a nice set of legs, what time do they open?

Answer 44

:D

Answer 45

Excuse me, but does my tongue taste funny to you?

Answer 46

;D

Answer 47

Baby, I’m like a firefighter, I find ’em hot and leave ’em wet!

Answer 48

you are full of em today arent ya x'D

Answer 49

Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?

Answer 50

be HAWT AF

Answer 51

The only reason I would kick you out of bed would be to *** you on the floor.

Answer 52

@joshiscool

Answer 53

On a scale of 1 to 10, you’re a 9. I’m the 1 you need.

Answer 54

Is your name Daniel? Cause DAMN!

Answer 55

My mom thinks I`m straight, can you help me prove her wrong?

Answer 56

o-o

Answer 57

Kissing is a language of love….so how about a conversation?

Answer 58

I have a rare disease that will kill me unless I have sex within the next 30 minutes. Don’t let me die!

Answer 59

I am participating in the Sexual Olympics multiple orgasm relay race my partner just died of exhaustion. Would you like to help me out?

Answer 60

You know what’s beautiful? Read the first word.

Answer 61

I didn’t really believe in love at first sight, until I saw you.

Answer 62

There’s only one thing I want to change about you. Your last name.

Answer 63

Of all your beautiful curves, your smile is my favourite.

Answer 64

Do you have a band aid? Cause I scrapped my knees falling for you.

Answer 65

You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall… is in love with me.

Answer 66

Most people like to watch the Superbowl cuz it only happens once a year, but Id rather talk to you cause the chance of meeting someone like you only happens once in a lifetime.

Answer 67

@SkyVoltage43 @Falconmaster

Answer 68

why

Answer 69

why the hell not

Answer 70

nice lol

Answer 71

Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?

Answer 72

If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I'd have a galaxy in my hand.

Answer 73

Your hand looks heavy. Let me hold it for you.

Answer 74

Are you Google? Because I've just found what I've been searching for.

Answer 75

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

Answer 76

Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I'll give it back.

Answer 77

If kisses were snowflakes, I'd send you a blizzard.

Answer 78

I'm writing a term paper on the finer things in life, and I was wondering if I could interview you.

Answer 79

Do I know you? Cause you look a lot like my next girlfriend.

Answer 80

Your lips look so lonely...Would they like to meet mine?

Answer 81

ok im done for today

Answer 82

O-O

Answer 83

nvm im bored af

Answer 84

lol

Answer 85

Are you made of beryllium, gold, and titanium? You must be because you are BeAuTi-ful.

Answer 86

Are you a singularity? Not only are you attractive, but the closer I get to you, the faster time seems to slip by.

Answer 87

Chemists do it on the table periodically.

Answer 88

I'd like to calculate the slope of those curves.

Answer 89

This must be the 8th castle because I just found my princess.

Answer 90

I'm so strongly attracted to you, scientists will have to discover a fifth fundamental force.

Answer 91

Lets unzip our genes and see if we can share codes together.

Answer 92

I think I've discovered my supersymmetric partner.

Answer 93

We have such great chemistry that we should do some biology together.

Answer 94

Are you sitting on the F5 key? Because your backside is refreshing.

Answer 95

Baby you're hotter than Rome under Nero.

Answer 96

You must be the one for me, because my selectively permeable membrane let you through.

Answer 97

I'm a fermata, hold me.

Answer 98

Wow, you’re stunning, I think I just found the cure for impotence

Answer 99

They call me “the fireman” because I turn the hoes on

Answer 100

Remember my name. you’ll be screaming it later.

Answer 101

Dammn baby are you my new boss? Cause you just gave me a raise.

Answer 102

That’s a nice shirt. Can I talk you out of it?

Answer 103

I own the best roller coaster in town, wanna ride it?

Answer 104

Hey baby, I got the F, the C and the K. All I need now it U!

Answer 105

Your legs are like an Oreo Cookie – I wanna split them and eat all the good stuff in the middle.

Answer 106

Is your name winter? Because you’ll be coming soon.

Answer 107

If I was an octopus, all my 3 hearts would beat for you.

Answer 108

Baby, you give me sudden protracted cardiac arrhythmia every time I see you.

Answer 109

Your name must be Andromeda, 'cause we are destined to collide.

Answer 110

If you were a triangle, you'd be an acute one

Answer 111

They call me the fireman becuase i turn the hoes on.

Answer 112

xD

Answer 113

thats a repeat lol

Answer 114

thats tru

Answer 115

I might not go down in history, but I’ll go down on you!

Answer 116

I want to kiss your belly button, and move all the way down to your lips.

Answer 117

That shirt’s very becoming on you. If I were on you, I’d be coming too.

Answer 118

You know why they call me the cat whisperer? Cause I know exactly what that *** needs.

Answer 119

My magical watch says you’re not wearing any panties…oh, you are? Damn, it must be an hour fast....

Answer 120

You look so innocent, you look so sweet, as long as I have a face, you will always have a seat.

Answer 121

xD

Answer 122

such smexy

Answer 123

such pickup line

Answer 124

much wow

Answer 125

lol

Answer 126

I should call you Google, because you have everything I’m looking for.

Answer 127

The letter ‘X’ scares me [Why?] Because I never want to be yours.

Answer 128

Your so cute its distracting.

Answer 129

Roses are red violets are blue I didn’t know what perfect was until I met you.

Answer 130

I’m no organ donor but I’d be happy to give you my heart.

Answer 131

I’m feeling a little bit off today, but you definitely turned me on.

Answer 132

plz stop im not enjoying all of these notifications

Answer 133

sorry im bored i need to do something

Answer 134

ill make a new post for it

Answer 135

ok thank you

Answer 136

your welcome