Question

Math Jokes

Answer 1

I liked this one:

After a talking sheepdog gets all the sheep in the pen, he reports back to the farmer: “All 40 accounted for.”

“But I only have 36 sheep,” says the farmer.

“I know,” says the sheepdog. “But I rounded them up.

Answer 2

I dun get it ._.

Answer 3

Bahahahahaha

Answer 4

I'd tell you a chemistry joke but I know I wouldn't get a reaction.

Answer 5

Lol

Answer 6

***

Answer 7

l m f a o

Answer 8

wow ... that is bad !!!! .... nice one

Answer 9

a talking sheep dog who can also bark/shout at sheep ... brilliant

Answer 10

Me + Shadow = True statement...It must be a sine, cos I'm in love.

Answer 11

I'll work out any problem in Geometry, but graphing is where I draw the line. Oh, I'm sorry, was that crossing the line I just drew? I guess you can say I'm not a ray of sunshine when it comes to graphing equations. Graphing is like rain to me, I must coincide. Perhaps you should keep your distance from it as well. No need to slope towards it. Or, you can find the midpoint in a love-hate relationship. Just look for a solution.

Answer 12

I think you overthinked it lol

Answer 13

I am so poor I can't even pay attention.

Answer 14

I saw an ad for burial plots, and thought to myself this is the last thing I need.

Answer 15

ALLI HI

Answer 16

Math jokes are great, but did you hear that one Chemistry Joke? NaH BrO it wasn't that funny my bad.

Answer 17

Nice one Tariq.

Answer 18

Thanks.

Answer 19

Q: What does a perverted frog say?
A: Rubbit

Answer 20

I think teachers are pirates and the reason they make me find X is because there to lazy to do it themselves.

Answer 21

I wonder why most chemistry teachers Argon.

Answer 22

My jokes are still better :')

Answer 23

Idc!

Answer 24

I now an English Joke
What the longest word in the English language?

Smiles.

look what's between the 2 s's.

Answer 25

Woeeee o:

Answer 26

lol

Answer 27

I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE! x'D

Answer 28

Dear math I am tried of always solving your problems get a therapist

Answer 29

I had a joke about Alzheimer's but I forgot it

Answer 30

Ouch

Answer 31

How does moses make his tea?
Hebrews it

Answer 32

What do you get when you cross satan with frosty?

Answer 33

Dear Algebra,

Stop asking us to find your X. She's not coming back (And I don't know Y)

Love Psi

Answer 34

LOL

Answer 35

i dont get it ;-;

Answer 36

his X (his ex) and I don't know Y (Don't know why)

Answer 37

uh ok

Answer 38

idk

Answer 39

dis what

Answer 40

Math jokes?? Since when is math funny?!?! >:(

Answer 41

I put my root beer in a square glass. Now it’s just beer.

Answer 42

We are all nerds ;-;

Answer 43

DOH, can I have some panda?

Answer 44

Math, the only place in town you can buy, 10 20lbs bags of sugar cane, 4 bags of yeast, 32 feet of copper line, and noone wonders why

Answer 45

Good point ^

Answer 46

LOL Great point x'D

Answer 47

Wait so by that logic, they wouldn't question someone buying drugs

Answer 48

Chemistry joke:- Why is hexanitrososbenzene the world's best contraceptive?

Because there's a NO from all directions.