Question

Setting: A Square in a City. A man is selling food from a food stall. He is an Arab or a Balkan with a thick black mustache and a thick foreign accent. Young Man 1 looks like an Executive in a hurry.
Food Seller: “Haava Misko, Haava Misko. Best Haava Misko.”
Young Man 1 appears. He seems to be talking to himself. He is talking to his loudly rumbling stomach.
Young Man 1: “Stop rumbling. You’ll get something in a minute.”
He looks at the Food Seller and walks towards him.
Young Man 1: “Ha! Hot Dog?”
Food Seller: “Dog? No see dog.”
Young Man 1: “No, you’re selling Hot Dogs?”
Food Seller (beaming with comprehension) Ah hot dogs! No hot dogs. Misko, Haava Misko.
Young Man 1: “Haava Misko? What is Haava Misko?”
Food Seller: “You asking what is haava misko? (puzzled look) haava misko is … haava misko … (speaking slowly) haaavaaa meeesko. Is haavaa meesko.”
Young Man 1: “Can I see? Take a look.”
Food Seller (Indignant) “Haava Misko is for eat, not for see. If you want to buy I will serve you.
Young Man 1: “No, I mean what is it?”
Food Seller: "Is it food, Good food."
Young Man 1: “Ah, meat?”
Food Seller: "Meat?? (condescending) It’s not meat. It is a Misko. If meat, I say meat.
Young Man 1: Is it Bean then?
Food Seller: It is bean, then I say bean! But I say no bean, I say have Misko.
Enter Young Man 2. He sees the stall and rushes towards it with relief.
Young Man 2: You have Misko today? (Opens purse)
Food Seller: (beaming) "Always have misko. The best Misko. (Serves the food in a plastic bowl)"
Young Man 2 to Young Man 1: "This is the best Misko in the city!"
Young Man 2 walks away enjoying his food.
Young Man 1 (To his rumbling stomach) All right, all right … a little patience. “OK, I’ll have what d’you call it? Misko?"
Food Seller: “Yes, are you dumb? I just said it about 20x (Shaking his head sadly) Also, we have no Misko. All gone.”

Answer 1

i like it. it sounds good <3

Answer 2

your very welcome 10/10

Answer 3

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