Question

Story problem: I poop out a brick. The brick weighs 2.5 kg. I poop out another brick, this time slightly larger. It weighs 3 kg. I poop out a third brick. What is the weight of this brick?

Answer 1

Tell me if I'm wrong but I don't think most humans can poop out bricks :P

Answer 2

Nah, not the answer.

Answer 3

Well then idk

Answer 4

You wanna know the true answer?

Answer 5

fine

Answer 6

The answer is that you are full of poop. Therefore the final bricks weight will go to infinity.

Answer 7

Incorrect.

Answer 8

darn
What is it then?

Answer 9

The answer is..

Answer 10

It doesn't matter how much the brick weighs, I just died of blood loss.

Answer 11

Sometimes that answers are so obvious that we miss them.
Excellent word problem Aubburrito (you bored?)

Answer 12

A little.

Answer 13

Here's one: Two guys are on a plane flying over the Pacific Ocean. One bets that if he drops a bag of feathers and the other guy drops a steel weight 5 seconds later, the bag of feathers will hit the ground first. The other guy bets that the steel ball will hit the ground first. Who won the bet?

Answer 14

I dunno, but neither of 'em are gonna hit the ground.

Answer 15

You got it. But if they were over the ground the feathers would hit first.

Answer 16

Coolbeans.

Answer 17

Moar plz.

Answer 18

Ok so there's a magician who says he can drop a regular, raw egg and it won't break in 3 feet. The ground is made of concrete. How is this possible?

Answer 19

He drops the egg on a narwhal.

Answer 20

No there's nothing between the egg and the ground except good old air. PLAIN AIR, nothing special about it.

Answer 21

The egg has a parachute on it.

Answer 22

there's nothing on the egg.

Answer 23

The egg is contained in a velvet box!

Answer 24

The egg has nothing on it, is in nothing, etc etc etc. just a PLAIN OLD EGG

Answer 25

He drops it one foot above the ground.

Answer 26

Yeah you're close he just drops it 4 feet from the ground. For the first 3 feet it doesn't break.

Answer 27

What's my prize?

Answer 28

Free air ;)

Answer 29

Could I get a unicorn instead?

Answer 30

just steal one from walmart

Answer 31

Walmart doesn't sell mythical creatures.

Answer 32

That's what they want you to think

Answer 33

Prove it.