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OpenStudy (somy):

I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite… wonder what he said?

OpenStudy (somy):

@Abhisar

OpenStudy (abhisar):

O_o

OpenStudy (somy):

He said NaBrO

OpenStudy (abhisar):

O_o

OpenStudy (somy):

Na bro

OpenStudy (somy):

lol

OpenStudy (abhisar):

I'll kill uh !!

OpenStudy (abhisar):

XD

OpenStudy (somy):

ahahha

OpenStudy (somy):

What did the proton say to the other proton?

OpenStudy (abhisar):

but u r a gal, how bro ??

OpenStudy (abhisar):

:P

OpenStudy (somy):

lol it a joke xDD

OpenStudy (somy):

so what did the proton say to the other proton?

OpenStudy (abhisar):

we are bros !!

OpenStudy (somy):

wrong!!

OpenStudy (somy):

he said : I find you repulsive.

OpenStudy (abhisar):

oh...come on >_<

OpenStudy (somy):

Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

OpenStudy (abhisar):

ammonia----->NH3 !! ???

OpenStudy (abhisar):

wait i am thinking

OpenStudy (somy):

ok ok lol

OpenStudy (somy):

@Abmon98

OpenStudy (abhisar):

it's the name of a girl !!

OpenStudy (abhisar):

LOL

OpenStudy (somy):

lol no

OpenStudy (somy):

Because it's pretty basic stuff.

OpenStudy (somy):

Hydrogen walks up to Oxygen and says, "You stole my electron!" Oxygen says, "Are you sure?" "I'm positive!" replies Hydrogen.

OpenStudy (somy):

What did one dipole say to the other in passing?

OpenStudy (abmon98):

you are attractive :P

OpenStudy (somy):

nooope

OpenStudy (somy):

it said Have you got a moment?

OpenStudy (abhisar):

>_<

OpenStudy (somy):

Joke: Chemist 1: Did you know they discovered a new element? Chemist 2: No, what's it called? Chemist 1: It's symbol is Ah. Chemist 2: Oh... The element of surprise.

OpenStudy (somy):

Gold and fluorine walk into a bar and fluorine starts reacting badly with some of the other people. The bartender gets mad and says "AU, get the F out of here!"

OpenStudy (somy):

A neutron walks into a shop and says,"I"d like a coke." The shopkeeper serves up the coke. "How much will that be?" asks the neutron. The shopkeeper replies, "For you? No charge."

OpenStudy (abmon98):

corny jokes all over the place :P

OpenStudy (abhisar):

wait

OpenStudy (somy):

whah?

OpenStudy (abhisar):

Neautron doesnt have a charge

OpenStudy (abhisar):

*neutron

OpenStudy (somy):

lmao yeah it doesn't

OpenStudy (abhisar):

so no charge for him !!

OpenStudy (abhisar):

I got it ....yeahhhhh !!!

OpenStudy (abmon98):

i cant hold my laugh -_-

OpenStudy (abhisar):

HAHAHAHAHAHA

OpenStudy (somy):

lmao xDDDD

OpenStudy (somy):

Why is the thermometer smarter than the graduated cylinder?

OpenStudy (abmon98):

Why? :/

OpenStudy (somy):

The cylinder may have graduated but the thermometer has a lot of degrees!

OpenStudy (abhisar):

whoaa !!

OpenStudy (somy):

ahahahhaha im dying

OpenStudy (somy):

Water: Oleic acid, I don't think I can be with you. Oleic acid: Is it because I'm fat?

OpenStudy (abmon98):

its funny but please dont try again :P :P

OpenStudy (somy):

try what?

OpenStudy (somy):

Noble gases are rude. No matter how much you interact with them you can't get a reaction.

OpenStudy (somy):

ugh how boring ~_~

OpenStudy (abmon98):

on't try again to say those chemistry jokes :P

OpenStudy (eric_d):

Nice jokes

OpenStudy (somy):

u ppl are so Boron!!!

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