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OpenStudy (xuserx):

If anyone has a really good fish pun, let minnow.

OpenStudy (xuserx):

@RAM231

OpenStudy (tootzrll):

once there were two fish, bobby joe and sal. bobby joe looked at sal and said "i just thought of the perfect nickname for u" sal says "oh yeah?" bobby joe smiles and says, "im gonna call u SALMON!" ba-doom-tsh

OpenStudy (anonymous):

@tootzrll wow, that ones not bad but you cod do better.

OpenStudy (tootzrll):

how bout u fix mine then

OpenStudy (xuserx):

haha

OpenStudy (anonymous):

Whale obviously, I'll try my best to come up with another pun.

OpenStudy (tootzrll):

okay :]

OpenStudy (xuserx):

yay fish puns!!

OpenStudy (tootzrll):

hahahahahahahahaha

OpenStudy (anonymous):

I REELY can't believe I've made two puns already, you've got to be squidding me!

OpenStudy (tootzrll):

lol its better than mine...!

OpenStudy (willie579):

BOOOOO THAT WAS A SQUIDWARD JOKE.

OpenStudy (willie579):

jkjk lol XD

OpenStudy (tootzrll):

hahahahaha

OpenStudy (anonymous):

LOL! I guess I am GILLTY of some bad puns!

OpenStudy (willie579):

I found this. cx http://cdn.memestache.com/2012/3/8/memestache.com_149100_1331845208.jpg

OpenStudy (tootzrll):

hahahahahahahaha im DEAD even tho these r REELY BAIT puns!!!!!

OpenStudy (willie579):

THE HOOKS ME BOY! :B

OpenStudy (xuserx):

Not bad guys.. but you "COD" do better;)

OpenStudy (tootzrll):

...oh no im dead again...

OpenStudy (anonymous):

When's the funeral?

OpenStudy (tootzrll):

sometime soon, i think

OpenStudy (youngstudier):

Whale okay then. :P

OpenStudy (willie579):

Killer Whale okay then. :P

OpenStudy (anonymous):

the last TOEnami to hit washed up a bunch of clammy looking fishermen.

OpenStudy (anonymous):

@sky060902

OpenStudy (danisaur):

Im on a sea food diet ..I see food I eat it *ba dum tiss*

OpenStudy (xuserx):

guys... water you thinking about?

OpenStudy (anonymous):

not much, I'm a bit tide.

OpenStudy (xuserx):

This question sure is getting packed like sardines.

OpenStudy (anonymous):

I'm out of puns, I'm not a fish person xD

OpenStudy (xuserx):

Don't be so shellfish, share your puns!! (neither am I! I like to make bad puns though.)

OpenStudy (danisaur):

What do you call a fish with no eyes? ..Fsh *ba dum tiss*

OpenStudy (xuserx):

My grades are "tanking" Dx

OpenStudy (danisaur):

I dont know much fish jokes lol

OpenStudy (youngstudier):

I sea what you did there.

OpenStudy (anonymous):

hi water you guys doing

OpenStudy (xuserx):

^^^ I kinda used one like that already

OpenStudy (anonymous):

sorry my jokes are aBAIT washed up

OpenStudy (anonymous):

i got one more

OpenStudy (anonymous):

one day a man found a boat on the beach he told his wife "i FLOUNDER on the beach".

OpenStudy (xuserx):

xD surprised at how many comments this bad pun got!

OpenStudy (gabbyalicorn):

Please close this question.

OpenStudy (koalagurl1):

These fish puns are Kraken me up

OpenStudy (koalagurl1):

Keep friends close, anemones closer.

OpenStudy (smartyprincess):

Any fin is possible if you don't trout yourself!

OpenStudy (smartyprincess):

Whale obviously, this site is glubbin fintastic!

OpenStudy (smartyprincess):

This is seriously the best site ever! Not even squidding!

OpenStudy (smartyprincess):

Come on guys you're just krilling it now!

OpenStudy (smartyprincess):

you guys like it?

OpenStudy (smartyprincess):

are you guys there?

OpenStudy (smartyprincess):

lol :)

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