theDeviliscoming:
Best Pickup Lines V. 3
theDeviliscoming:
Do you have a band aid? Cause I scrapped my knees falling for you.
theDeviliscoming:
My friends bet I can’t talk to the prettiest girl. Wanna use their money to buy drinks?
theDeviliscoming:
You look cold. Want to use me as a blanket?
theDeviliscoming:
There isn’t a word in the dictionary to describe how beautiful you are.
theDeviliscoming:
Most people like to watch the Superbowl cuz it only happens once a year, but Id rather talk to you cause the chance of meeting someone like you only happens once in a lifetime.
Allison:
Wanna sit on my lap and we can talk about the first thing that pops up? :')
theDeviliscoming:
May the Fourth pick up lines
theDeviliscoming:
Unlike Han I don't shoot first
theDeviliscoming:
Hey baby, tonight my hand doesn't wanna fly Solo.
theDeviliscoming:
It’s Winter and I’m cold. I’d like to use your thighs as earmuffs.
theDeviliscoming:
If you’ve lost your virginity, can I have the box it came in?
theDeviliscoming:
If you look that good in clothes, you must look even better out of them.
theDeviliscoming:
I’m feeling a little off today. Would you like to turn me on?
pandasurvive:
I wish I knew this was a thing.....
SkyVoltage43:
lol she loves to do this
theDeviliscoming:
there are 3 posts dedicated to it
SkyVoltage43:
falcon loves puppet necking
theDeviliscoming:
wth is puppet necking?
SkyVoltage43:
google it
pandasurvive:
Baby I’m like a firefighter I find them hot and leave them wet.
SkyVoltage43:
O-O
theDeviliscoming:
OH MEH GAWD NO DALLAS WHY DID YOU SAY GOOGLE IT
SkyVoltage43:
lol
theDeviliscoming:
You’re like my little toe, because I’m going to bang you on every piece of furniture in my home.
pandasurvive:
"Do you come here often" "if you mean in my pants. Then yes."
pandasurvive:
Are you a tortilla? Because I want to flip you over and eat you out.
theDeviliscoming:
Do you have a Bandaid? Cos I just scraped my knee falling for you.
SkyVoltage43:
My friends bet I can’t talk to the prettiest girl. Wanna use their money to buy drinks?
theDeviliscoming:
Do you have a map? Cos Honey, I just keep gettin lost in your eyes.
Allison:
Dallas awee cx That pick-up line would get me o-o
SkyVoltage43:
interesting
Allison:
Don't get any ideas e,e
SkyVoltage43:
damn
theDeviliscoming:
lol
SkyVoltage43:
lol
theDeviliscoming:
If you stood in front of a mirror and held up 11 roses, you would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world.
Allison:
Lawl cx
Allison:
Lux that got me.
theDeviliscoming:
yay
SkyVoltage43:
I'm not a photographer, but I can picture us together.
theDeviliscoming:
Even if there wasn't any gravity on earth, I would still fall for you!
SkyVoltage43:
Your body is a wonderland and I want to be Alice.
pandasurvive:
Ok, now its just getting cute
theDeviliscoming:
Let's commit the perfect crime: I'll steal you're heart, and you'll steal mine.
SkyVoltage43:
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
theDeviliscoming:
I'm writing a term paper on the finer things in life, and I was wondering if I could interview you.
SkyVoltage43:
Hi, I'm doing a survey ...What's your name? What's your phone number? Are you free next Saturday?
theDeviliscoming:
Do you want to see a picture of the most beautiful person I know? (hold up a mirror)
SkyVoltage43:
My magical watch says you aren't wearing any underwear! (I am.) It must be an hour fast.
SkyVoltage43:
If I had to rate you from 1 to 10, I'd rate you as a 9 because I'm the 1 you're missing.
theDeviliscoming:
I think there's something wrong with my eyes because I can't take them off you.
theDeviliscoming:
lmao xxhero your face tho
xxhero782xx:
just why
SkyVoltage43:
I'm new in town. Can I have the directions to your house please?
xxhero782xx:
my word sky lol
SkyVoltage43:
lol
theDeviliscoming:
Are you lost ma'am? Because heaven is a long way from here.
SkyVoltage43:
I lost my teddy bear. Will you sleep with me instead?
theDeviliscoming:
LMAO HIS FACE RN
xxhero782xx:
oh my lord
SkyVoltage43:
u can see him?
theDeviliscoming:
he is right next to me
SkyVoltage43:
oh
xxhero782xx:
im soooo done lol
SkyVoltage43:
You're hot, I'm ugly. Let's make average babies.
theDeviliscoming:
Your father must have been a thief. Because he stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
SkyVoltage43:
Was your mother a beaver? Because DAAAAMN girl!
SkyVoltage43:
Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got FINE written all over you.
pandasurvive:
Sky average babies lmao
SkyVoltage43:
lol we can have average babies lol
Allison:
PANDA IS A GUY
SkyVoltage43:
ik hahahaha
theDeviliscoming:
you didnt know?
pandasurvive:
He knows
pandasurvive:
<3
SkyVoltage43:
<3
SkyVoltage43:
Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, get in the van.
Allison:
I knew. I thought he thought he was a girl and...Eh fck it.
theDeviliscoming:
lol
xxhero782xx:
alli dont think to much on it lol
pandasurvive:
What color van Sky?
Allison:
I overthink everything lmaoo
SkyVoltage43:
blue
theDeviliscoming:
How does it feel to be the most beautiful girl in this place?
pandasurvive:
yes
SkyVoltage43:
There’s a huge sale going on in my bedroom right now. Clothes are 100% off!
xxhero782xx:
lol alli the struggle huh
theDeviliscoming:
I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by you.
SkyVoltage43:
@pandasurvive Can I borrow your phone? I need to call God and tell him I've found his missing angel.
pandasurvive:
My phone got taken away ;-;
SkyVoltage43:
oh
SkyVoltage43:
lol
SkyVoltage43:
@Allison Do you know what this shirt is made of? Boyfriend material
SkyVoltage43:
Do you know what's on the menu tonight, girl? Me 'n' U!
Allison:
Weak.
Allison:
Why don't I sit on your lap and we can talk about the first thing that pops up?
Allison:
I winnnnn
SkyVoltage43:
sounds fun to me lets go
pandasurvive:
What is a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?
Allison:
Jesus Christ.
SkyVoltage43:
(Lick finger and wipe on guy/girl’s shirt) Right, let’s get you out of those wet clothes.
Allison:
Boi.
SkyVoltage43:
Hey, I just noticed you looking at me across the room. I'll give you a minute to catch your breath.
SkyVoltage43:
You must be in the wrong place. The Miss Universe contest is over there.
theDeviliscoming:
Hey, you're the same girl from my dream last night.
pandasurvive:
I can take this anymore, its too cute
theDeviliscoming:
lol you can change the type
pandasurvive:
No, I love it lmao
SkyVoltage43:
im not in the mood for this anymore
SkyVoltage43:
blame falcon
theDeviliscoming:
ill leave it till tomorrow then
SkyVoltage43:
no u guys can continue but im done
theDeviliscoming:
im trying to find someone anyway lol
theDeviliscoming:
You're so hot; you make the sun envious.
pandasurvive:
are you a firebender, because your smoking
theDeviliscoming:
Roses are red, violets are blue, lava is hot and so are you.
theDeviliscoming:
I should call you Google, because you have everything I’m looking for.
theDeviliscoming:
You look familiar, didn’t we take a class together? I could’ve sworn we had chemistry.
theDeviliscoming:
Your smile lit up the room, so I just had to come over.
theDeviliscoming:
You look cold. Want to use me as a blanket?
theDeviliscoming:
When I look into your eyes, it is like a gateway into the world of which I want to be a part.
theDeviliscoming:
I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would you smile for me?
theDeviliscoming:
I just had to come talk with you. Sweetness is my weakness
theDeviliscoming:
Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears!
theDeviliscoming:
I'm not a photographer, but I can picture me and you together.
theDeviliscoming:
I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
theDeviliscoming:
There are people who say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth. Apparently, none of them have ever been in your arms.
theDeviliscoming:
I don't have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?
theDeviliscoming:
Can I have directions? [To where?] To your heart.
psirockin2:
it's double commenting Devil
theDeviliscoming:
ty for letting me know
theDeviliscoming:
My doctor says I'm lacking Vitamin U.
theDeviliscoming:
For a moment I thought I had died and gone to heaven. Now I see that I am very much alive, and heaven has been brought to me.
theDeviliscoming:
Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!
theDeviliscoming:
I must be a snowflake, because I've fallen for you.
theDeviliscoming:
There is something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn't have your number in it.
theDeviliscoming:
Do you know what I did last night? I looked up at the stars, and matched each one with a reason why I love you.
theDeviliscoming:
There's only one thing I want to change about you, and that's your last name.
theDeviliscoming:
I'm no organ donor but I'd be happy to give you my heart.
theDeviliscoming:
You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.
theDeviliscoming:
So there you are! I've been looking all over for YOU, the woman of my dreams!
theDeviliscoming:
I’ll treat you like my homework: Slam you on the table and do you all night long!
theDeviliscoming:
If I were a cat i’d spend all 9 lives with you.
theDeviliscoming:
Charzards are red Squitals are blue if you were a Pokemon i would choose you!
theDeviliscoming:
Are you an elevator? Because i want to go down on you.
pandasurvive:
lol
theDeviliscoming:
I'll kiss you in the rain, so you get twice as wet.
theDeviliscoming:
I'd hide every chair in the world just so you'd have to sit on my face.
theDeviliscoming:
Hey baby, I'm kind of cold, Can I use your thighs as earmuffs?
theDeviliscoming:
If I were a stop light, I'd turn red everytime you passed by, just so I could stare at you a bit longer.
Allison:
I have small thighs but yes Lux cx
theDeviliscoming:
lol cx
theDeviliscoming:
Does your watch have a second hand? I want to know how long it took for me to fall in love with you.
Allison:
Aye
theDeviliscoming:
Do you have a map? Cos Honey, I just keep gettin lost in your eyes.
theDeviliscoming:
My mom told me that life is like a deck of cards, so you must the be queen of hearts.
Allison:
Shet dat got meh.
Allison:
I can turn your software into hardware.
theDeviliscoming:
lol
Allison:
Are you from Japan? Cause I’m tryna get in Japanties. Rip.
theDeviliscoming:
Can you give me directions to your heart? I've seemed to have lost myself in your eyes.
Allison:
Awes cx
theDeviliscoming:
Girl, you're really good at this catch and release thing. Every time I catch my breath around you, you make me lose it again.
Allison:
I’m not a hoarder but I really want to keep you forever.
theDeviliscoming:
Lets commit the perfect crime, I'll steal your heart and you'll steal mine.
Allison:
Roses are red, my face is too, that only happens when I’m around you
Allison:
Roses are red, I have a crush, whenever I’m around you, all I do is blush
Allison:
Roses are red, violets are blue, lava is hot and so are you.
theDeviliscoming:
awe cx
Allison:
If I was an octopus, all my 3 hearts would beat for you.
theDeviliscoming:
If I had to choose between breathing and loving you.... I'd take my last breath to say "I Love You"
Allison:
Did you die recently? Cause girl, you look like an angel to me.
theDeviliscoming:
I was gonna say something really sweet about you but when I saw you I was speechless.
Allison:
I heard you’re good in algebra, can you replace my X without asking Y. @Hero xD
theDeviliscoming:
lmao
Allison:
Just cuz it's a Math line. xD
theDeviliscoming:
Whoever said that no one is perfect has never seen you.
Allison:
Your mom told me to say “Hi” to you LOL.
Allison:
There’s only one thing I want to change about you. Your last name.
theDeviliscoming:
If I had a dollar for every time I thought of you, I'd only have a dollar because you never leave my mind.
Allison:
I want to be your tear drop, so I could be born in your eyes, live on your cheeks, and die on your lips.
theDeviliscoming:
I lost my teddy bear can I sleep with you?
Allison:
Awwwwwweeehhh *^*
theDeviliscoming:
I know I don't have a library card but can I check you out?
Allison:
Si
Allison:
I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would you smile for me?
theDeviliscoming:
Can i tie your shoes? Because I don’t want you falling for anyone else!
Allison:
Can you kiss me on the cheek so I can at least say a cute girl kissed me tonight?
Allison:
Lux, what time is it?
theDeviliscoming:
SUMMER TIME
ILovePuppiesLol:
i like dogs and u
Allison:
Fck High School Musical. What time is it?
theDeviliscoming:
lol 11:24 AM
Allison:
Okai, 11:24, 6/6/2017. Thanks. I just wanted to write down the time and date when I met the woman of my dreams.
Allison:
Bam. My pick up line just crushed yours.
theDeviliscoming:
Awe cx
theDeviliscoming:
If there were any words to describe how beautiful you are, Webster would have to make a whole new dictionary Just to describe your smallest feature.
Allison:
I look like a tomato rn cx
pandasurvive:
Why a tomato?
ILovePuppiesLol:
You remind me of an overdue library book, cause you got Fine written all over you.
Allison:
I'M BLUSHING XD
ILovePuppiesLol:
Roses are red, I have a crush, whenever I’m around you, all I do is blush
theDeviliscoming:
Were you forged by Sauron? ‘Cause, Baby, You are Precious!
Allison:
Lmao.
ILovePuppiesLol:
Roses are red, my face is too, that only happens when I’m around you
ILovePuppiesLol:
Guess what I’m wearing?
Allison:
Boyfriend material.
ILovePuppiesLol:
nope the smile you gave me :)
Allison:
Girl do you have a shovel in that back pocket? Cause I’m digging that azz!
Allison:
Harry lol cx
ILovePuppiesLol:
its true (:
theDeviliscoming:
If you were a triangle you’d be acute one.
Allison:
Fudgee.
ILovePuppiesLol:
I don't believe in love at first sight, but I'd make an exception for you
theDeviliscoming:
If you were a vegetable you’d be a cutecumber.
Allison:
Is there a cellphone in your backpocket, Lux? Cause that azz is calling me!
ILovePuppiesLol:
do u play soccer?
ILovePuppiesLol:
cuz ur a keeper ;)
theDeviliscoming:
I don’t know if you’re in my range, but I’d sure like to take you back to my domain.
ILovePuppiesLol:
do you have a sunburn or are you always this hot?
ILovePuppiesLol:
If earth had no gravity, i'd still fall for you <3
theDeviliscoming:
Do you have a pencil? Cause I want to erase your past and write our future.
ILovePuppiesLol:
r u a banana cuz i find u apeel-ing
theDeviliscoming:
It’s not my fault I fell in love. You are the one that tripped me.
ILovePuppiesLol:
i heard you're good at algebra cuz i want to replace your x without asking y
theDeviliscoming:
If you were a tear in my eye I would not cry for fear of losing you.
theDeviliscoming:
I’ll put a tear drop in the ocean. When you find it is when I’ll stop loving you.
Allison:
Are those lines for me Lux? cx
theDeviliscoming:
If you want them to be.
ILovePuppiesLol:
DAYUM
Allison:
o.o
ILovePuppiesLol:
your legs must be tired from running through my mind all day
theDeviliscoming:
Is that a mirror in your pants because I can see myself in them.
theDeviliscoming:
That’s a nice shirt. Can I take you out of it?
theDeviliscoming:
I wish with all my heart, for you to spread your legs apart.
theDeviliscoming:
I have never had a dream come true until the day that I met you.
theDeviliscoming:
My face is leaving in fifteen minutes. Be on it.
theDeviliscoming:
Something’s wrong with my eyes … I can’t take them off of you.
theDeviliscoming:
Your lips look so lonely. Would they like to meet mine?
theDeviliscoming:
You're hotter than the bottom of my laptop.
theDeviliscoming:
You remind me of my pinky toe.. Your small, cute and I’m want to bang you on my coffee table later tonight.
theDeviliscoming:
You like sleeping? Hey, me too! We should do it together!
theDeviliscoming:
I’ll treat you like my homework. I’ll slam you on the table and do you all night long.
theDeviliscoming:
Nice pants. Can I test the zipper?
theDeviliscoming:
If you were a transformer you’d be Hot-o-Bot and your name would be Optimus Fine.
theDeviliscoming:
Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you're CuTe
theDeviliscoming:
Forget hydrogen, you're my number one element.
theDeviliscoming:
Are you a carbon sample? Because I want to date you.
pandasurvive:
smooth
theDeviliscoming:
XD
theDeviliscoming:
You're sweeter than 3.14
theDeviliscoming:
Do you have 11 protons? Cause your sodium fine.
theDeviliscoming:
This must be the 8th castle because I just found my princess.
theDeviliscoming:
I'm so strongly attracted to you, scientists will have to discover a fifth fundamental force.
theDeviliscoming:
Baby you're hotter than Rome under Nero.
theDeviliscoming:
I think my heart just lagged.
theDeviliscoming:
Wanna get together and test the spring potential of my mattress?
theDeviliscoming:
I wish I were adenine because then I could get paired with U.
theDeviliscoming:
“I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
theDeviliscoming:
“That’s a nice dress. It’ll look even better on my floor.
theDeviliscoming:
If your legs are tired you can sit on my face.
theDeviliscoming:
Do you work at Starbucks? Because I like you a latte.
theDeviliscoming:
I'm not a photographer, but I can picture me and you together.
Allison:
Do you have a pencil? Cause I want to erase your past and write our future.
theDeviliscoming:
That one's already been done lol
Allison:
FFS.
theDeviliscoming:
Are you my Appendix? Because I have a funny feeling in my stomach that makes me feel like I should take you out.
Allison:
The only thing I want between our relationship is latex
theDeviliscoming:
Are you an interior decorator? Because when I saw you, the entire room became beautiful.
theDeviliscoming:
LOL
Allison:
Lmao
theDeviliscoming:
Is your father a Baker? Because you've got some nice buns!
theDeviliscoming:
Did you invent the airplane? Cause you seem Wright for me.
theDeviliscoming:
If God made anything more beautiful than you, I'm sure he'd keep it for himself.
SkyVoltage43:
O-O
theDeviliscoming:
Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?
theDeviliscoming:
Do I know you? Cause you look exactly like my next girlfriend.
theDeviliscoming:
I was blinded by your beauty... I'm going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.
Allison:
If your left leg was thanksgiving and your right leg was christmas can I come see you between the holidays.
theDeviliscoming:
Do you like Nintendo? Because Wii would look good together.
theDeviliscoming:
If you were ground coffee, you'd be Espresso cause you're so fine.
Allison:
Damn Girl, you're about to make the rocket in my pants blast off! SMH
theDeviliscoming:
Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!
theDeviliscoming:
If you were a tropical fruit, you'd be a Fine-apple!
Allison:
You're so hot, I need oven mitts.
theDeviliscoming:
Are you a bank loan? Because you’ve got my interest
Allison:
OH HEY THEY'RE CALLED OVEN MITTS! NOT POT HOLDERS LOL.
theDeviliscoming:
Both lol oven mitts are for taking stuff out of the oven potholders are for pots and pans on the stove top
theDeviliscoming:
If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?
Allison:
Baby, you give the sun a reason to SHINE.
Allison:
Yeah I would ;3
theDeviliscoming:
lol
theDeviliscoming:
You must be the cure for Alzheimer’s, because you’re unforgettable.
Allison:
If I flip a coin what are my chances of getting head? O: ;)
theDeviliscoming:
There is something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn't have your number in it.
Allison:
512-555-6735 xD
theDeviliscoming:
wot
Allison:
Nvm.
theDeviliscoming:
No ik what you meant lol but that's public
Allison:
Every number with 555 is a fake number lmao they use it in movies.
theDeviliscoming:
oki lol I was worried for a minute
Allison:
LOL
theDeviliscoming:
Also good to know
theDeviliscoming:
Baby, if you were words on a page, you'd be FINE PRINT!
theDeviliscoming:
You must be a hell of a thief because you stole my heart from across the room.
theDeviliscoming:
When God made you, he was showing off.
theDeviliscoming:
You must be a very important textbook passage, because seeing you is the highlight of my day.
JackAvery:
-If I were a red light. I'd turn red every-time you passed so I could stare at you longer. -Did you fart? Because you just blew me away. -Feel this. *points to shirt* *feels shirts*. You know what that's made of? No what? Boyfriend material. -Are you a beaver? Because DAYUM! -Do you have a map? Because I keep getting lost in your eyes. -Can I follow you? My mom always told em to follow my dreams.
theDeviliscoming:
XD
theDeviliscoming:
Are you a fruit, because Honeydew you know how fine you look right now?
theDeviliscoming:
I'm no organ donor but I'd be happy to give you my heart.
theDeviliscoming:
Have you been to the doctor lately? Cause I think you're lacking some Vitamin Me.
theDeviliscoming:
I was wondering if you had an extra heart mine seems to have been stolen
theDeviliscoming:
If I were a cat I'd spend all 9 lives with you.
theDeviliscoming:
Your beauty makes the morning sun look like the dull glimmer of the moon.
theDeviliscoming:
I didn't see any stars in the sky tonight, the most heavenly body was standing right next to me.
Allison:
Roses are red, tomatoes are redder, I think we both know, I like you better. ;3
Allison:
I'll give you a nickle if you tickle my pickle.
theDeviliscoming:
Do you work at HOTTO DOGU's? Cause you're sporting the goods.
theDeviliscoming:
*DlCK's
theDeviliscoming:
Do you know what I did last night? I looked up at the stars, and matched each one with a reason why I love you.
theDeviliscoming:
Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart.
theDeviliscoming:
You're so hot you would make the devil sweat.
theDeviliscoming:
Sorry I had to lol
Allison:
I LOVE IT X'D
theDeviliscoming:
When I first saw you I looked for a signature, because every masterpiece has one.
theDeviliscoming:
Baby I might not be Sriracha sauce but, I sure will spice up your life.
theDeviliscoming:
Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I'll give it back.
theDeviliscoming:
If a thousand painters worked for a thousand years, they could not create a work of art as beautiful as you.
Allison:
o:
theDeviliscoming:
Did you have lucky charms for breakfast? Because you look magically delicious
theDeviliscoming:
Kiss me if I'm wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?
Allison:
:*
theDeviliscoming:
If I received a nickel for every time I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents.
theDeviliscoming:
I didn't know that angels could fly so low
Allison:
Yo I had to stare at that for a while to get it. ._.
theDeviliscoming:
XD
Allison:
Nice legs. What time do they open? *Kms*
Allison:
Roses are red, violets are blue, hell is hot and so are you.
Allison:
Is Your Dad A Preacher? Cause Girl You’re A Blessing.
Allison:
I’m no organ donor but I’d be happy to give you my heart.
Allison:
You look familiar, didn’t we take a class together? I could’ve sworn we had chemistry.
Allison:
There’s only one thing I want to change about you. Your last name.
Allison:
Oooo, Lux Petrov o:
Allison:
I’m afraid of the dark… Will you sleep with me tonight?
Allison:
I want to be your tear drop, so I could be born in your eyes, live on your cheeks, and die on your lips.
Allison:
Are you a mirror? Cause I can see myself inside you.
theDeviliscoming:
Are you going to kiss me or do I have to lie to my diary?
Allison:
Oooo cx
theDeviliscoming:
You know, Dr. Phil says I'm afraid of commitment...Want to help prove him wrong?
theDeviliscoming:
You're so sweet, you put Hershey's outta business.
Allison:
I went to Dr.Phil to talk to him about my love for you...Fck me outside how 'bout dat?
theDeviliscoming:
Are you Willy Wonka's daughter, 'cuz you look sweet and delicious.
Allison:
Don't be surprised, I made that up.
theDeviliscoming:
Not surprised lol
Allison:
xD
theDeviliscoming:
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put the D in U
Allison:
OOOO: Smooth.
theDeviliscoming:
If your heart was a prison, I would like to be sentenced for life.
theDeviliscoming:
Baby, I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock!
theDeviliscoming:
If kisses were snowflakes, I'd send you a blizzard
theDeviliscoming:
I wish I was cross eyed, so I could see you twice.
Allison:
<.> X'D
theDeviliscoming:
Fun fact I actually am cross eyed lol
Allison:
That's adorable doeee XD
theDeviliscoming:
Eh
theDeviliscoming:
You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall... is in love with me.
theDeviliscoming:
Can you take me to the doctor? Because I just broke my leg falling for you.
theDeviliscoming:
My lips are like skittles. Wanna taste the rainbow?
theDeviliscoming:
I need some answers for my math homework. Quick. What’s your number?
theDeviliscoming:
I have an "owie" on my lip. Will you kiss it and make it better?
theDeviliscoming:
Let's make like a fabric softener and Snuggle
theDeviliscoming:
Don't worry, I played Tetris as a kid. I can make it fit ;)
theDeviliscoming:
You know what you would look really beautiful in? My arms.
theDeviliscoming:
I value my breath so it would be nice if you didn't take it away every time you walked by
theDeviliscoming:
I'm a muggle on the streets, but a wizard in the sheets.
theDeviliscoming:
I could flirt with you, but I'd rather allure you with my awkwardness.
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