Question

Best Pickup Lines V4

Answer 1

Yes bihhh

Answer 2

WAI CLOSE IT D:

Answer 3

DAMMNIT.

Answer 4

The other one was done the same way lol

Answer 5

Were you able to see the last few posts on the other one?

Answer 6

Nopee

Answer 7

You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall... is in love with me.

Answer 8

Can you take me to the doctor? Because I just broke my leg falling for you.

Answer 9

My lips are like skittles. Wanna taste the rainbow?

Answer 10

Don't worry, I played Tetris as a kid. I can make it fit ;)

Answer 11

I value my breath so it would be nice if you didn't take it away every time you walked by

Answer 12

I could flirt with you, but I'd rather allure you with my awkwardness.

Answer 13

I'm a muggle on the streets, but a wizard in the sheets.

Answer 14

Your body is a Wonderland an I’d like to be Alice

Answer 15

I`m no weatherman, but you can expect more than a few inches tonight.

Answer 16

Would you like to try an Australian kiss? It is just like a French kiss, but down under.

Answer 17

There are 265 bones in the human body. How would you like one more?

Answer 18

My face is leaving in fifteen minutes. Be on it.

Answer 19

Lets play titanic you'll be the ocean and I'll go down on you

Answer 20

But..wouldn't you be inside me den? ;3

Answer 21

I love my bed but I’d rather be in yours.

Answer 22

Mine is small.

Answer 23

Same tbh

Answer 24

Welp xD

Answer 25

Hi, my name’s Lux. You might want to remember it now, because you’ll be screaming it later

Answer 26

LUX LUX LUX LUX!!!!!

Answer 27

Smhhhhhhh.

Answer 28

Excuse me, but does my tongue taste funny to you?

Answer 29

Girl, are you the bible? Cause men keep misinterpreting what you say to support their own selfish agendas.

Answer 30

LOL

Answer 31

Nice package. Let me unwrap that for you.

Answer 32

Bbrrrr! My hands are cold. Can I stick them down your pants to warm them up?

Answer 33

"Hi, I have a vagina." x'D

Answer 34

You look like a hard worker. I have an opening you can fill.

Answer 35

That shirt is very becoming on you. Then again, I would be too!

Answer 36

Are you going to sleep with me or do I have to lie to my diary?

Answer 37

"You're beautiful" has U in it, but "quickie" has U and I together.

Answer 38

You’re the opposite of my homework in high school. *How?* I actually want to do you all night long. ;o

Answer 39

Hey! Do you want to do 68? *What?* You go down on me, and I owe you 1.

Answer 40

Hey can I follow you home? ("What?") Oh sorry my parents just told me to follow my dreams.

Answer 41

I'm not a photographer, but I can picture me and you together.

Answer 42

Are you an orphanage? Cause I wanna give you kids.

Answer 43

I’m not a hoarder but I really want to keep you forever.

Answer 44

You look cold. Want to use me as a blanket?

Answer 45

I'm no organ donor but I'd be happy to give you my heart.

Answer 46

Fun fact I lied I am an organ donor

Answer 47

Can I take your picture to prove to all my friends that angels do exist?

Answer 48

I mean, Lucifer was a Angel and I have your picture cx

Answer 49

XD

Answer 50

Are you Australian? Because you meet all of my koala-fications.

Answer 51

Hi, I’m Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me?

Answer 52

Do you like Nintendo? Because Wii would look good together.

Answer 53

MARIO CART :O

Answer 54

XD

Answer 55

Are you a campfire? Cause you are hot and I want s'more.

Answer 56

If I were a cat I'd spend all 9 lives with you.

Answer 57

Fun fact: I'd also be allergic to myself... oh wait... I already am

Answer 58

Are you lost ma'am? Because heaven is a long way from here.

Answer 59

Did you read Dr. Seuss as a kid? Because green eggs and... damn!

Answer 60

I have an owie on my lip will you kiss it and make it better?

Answer 61

ofc ;o

Answer 62

There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you.

Answer 63

If stars would fall every time I would think of you, the sky would soon be empty.

Answer 64

Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's outta business.

Answer 65

but, chocolate ;~:

Answer 66

Toys R Us is going bankrupt so Hershey's might as well go too

Answer 67

You’re so attractive that my phone gets hot just from talking to you.

Answer 68

Did you clean your pants with Windex? I can practically see myself in them.

Answer 69

If stars would fall everytime I would think of you, the sky would soon be empty.

Answer 70

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

Answer 71

Are you Willy Wonka's daughter, 'cuz you look sweet and delicious.

Answer 72

If you were a transformer, you'd be a HOT-obot, and your name would be Optimus Fine.

Answer 73

Baby, I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock

Answer 74

iTunes has it all wrong, the hottest single of the year is me.

Answer 75

Did you go to bed early last night? From the looks of it, you got your beauty sleep.

Answer 76

My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me any time you want to ;)

Answer 77

You must be a ninja, because you snuck into my heart

Answer 78

If you sneeze, I won't say God bless you, because it looks like he already did.

Answer 79

They say dating is a numbers game... so can I get your number?

Answer 80

I am so good at Algebra that I could replace your x and you would not even know y.

Answer 81

You're like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life

Answer 82

You look so sweet, I got a cavity.

Answer 83

If I could reach out and hold a star for everytime you've made me smile, I'd hold the galaxy in the palm of my hand.

Answer 84

You better call life alert because I've fallen for you and I can't get up.

Answer 85

(hold out hand) Would you hold this for me while I go for a walk?

Answer 86

I'd like to use your thighs as earmuffs.

Answer 87

I hope your day has been as beautiful as you are.

Answer 88

I think I can die happy now, cause I've just seen a piece of heaven.

Answer 89

Do you work at Subway? Because you just gave me a footlong.

Answer 90

LOL

Answer 91

Is it hot in here or is it just you?

Answer 92

Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams last night?

Answer 93

Were your parents Greek Gods, 'cause it takes two gods to make a goddess.

Answer 94

If I received a nickel for every time I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents.

Answer 95

I'm looking for treasure. Can I see your chest?


I can't with this one x'D

Answer 96

I know where they give out free drinks... it’s a place called My House

Answer 97

XD

Answer 98

Me without you is like a nerd without braces, a shoe without laces, aSentenceWithoutSpaces.

Answer 99

Your azz is so nice that it is a shame that you have to sit on it.

Answer 100

Your lips look lonely, would they want to meet mine?

Answer 101

For my inner Star Wars geek...


Tonight this Han doesn’t want to fly Solo

Answer 102

OH MY GOODNESS!!

SOMEBODY BETTER CALL GOD, BECAUSE HEAVEN'S MISSING AN ANGEL!!!

Answer 103

If I was an octopus, all my 3 hearts would beat for you.

Answer 104

If we shared a garden, I'd put my tulips and your tulips together.

Answer 105

If you were a squid, I'd make you ink.

Answer 106

x'D

Answer 107

You get it xD

Answer 108

Ofc I do lol

Answer 109

Was that an earthquake or did you just rock my world?

Answer 110

OMG I'M SORRY BUT I HAVE TO XD

I must be dancing with the devil, because you're hot as hell.

Answer 111

OMG REALLY XD

Answer 112

Your hand looks heavy. Let me hold it for you

Answer 113

Hey, you want to do a 68? You go down on me, and I'll owe you one.

Answer 114

Can you pull this heart-shaped arrow out of me? Damn little kid with wings shot me.

Answer 115

Black Friday sale. My house. You n' me. All clothes will be 100% off.

Answer 116

Are you a girl scout, cause you tie my heart in knots

Answer 117

You're so hot, I could bake cookies on you

Answer 118

Do you own a chicken farm? Cause you sure know how to raise my c0ck.


I'M DONE

Answer 119

XD

Answer 120

Let's play Winnie the Pooh and get my nose stuck in your honey jar.

Answer 121

Forget about Spiderman, Superman, and Batman. I'll be your man

Answer 122

Hey are you an angel cause, no hold on...is there a mirror in your..sht. Wait, did it hurt? Something heaven...Just take your pants off.

Answer 123

ded

Answer 124

Hey, don't frown. You never know who could be falling in love with your smile.

Answer 125

Most people like to watch the Olympics, because they only happen once every 4 years, but I'd rather talk to you cause the chance of meeting someone so special only happens once in a lifetime

Answer 126

I will stop loving you when an apple grows from a mango tree on the 30th of February

Answer 127

Let's make like the Olympic rings and hook up later

Answer 128

Did the sun come up, or did you just smile at me?

Answer 129

There is no February 30th o.o


Ohhhhh.

Answer 130

XD

Answer 131

Do I know you? Cause you look a lot like my next boyfriend.

Answer 132

You make my software turn into hardware

Answer 133

Do you have any raisins? No? Then how about a date?

Answer 134

Are you sitting on the F5 key? Cause your azz is refreshing

Answer 135

You can put a Trojan on my Hard Drive anytime

Answer 136

I was hoping you wouldn't block my pop-up

Answer 137

Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you're CuTe.

Answer 138

POP-UP XD OMG XD

Answer 139

I'm so slow~

Answer 140

Hey, how 'bout I take off your cover and insert a bigger CPU?

Answer 141

Are you from China? Because I'm China get your number.

Answer 142

9032947084

Answer 143

o.o

Answer 144

Lemme get a pen.

Answer 145

It's a radio station in Texas lol

Answer 146

I figured LOL

Answer 147

R4 is red R2 is blue, if I was The Force, then I'd be with you.

Answer 148

only 4 of those numbers are in my real one lol

Answer 149

xD

Answer 150

I was wondering if you'd like to go back to My-Space, so I can Twitter with your Yahoo, until I Google all over your Facebook

Answer 151

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

Answer 152

Already posted lol... today I think lol

Answer 153

Can I stick my flash drive in your USB port?

Answer 154

Computer techs have skilled fingers if you know what I mean

Answer 155

You must be Cinderella, because I see that dress disappearing by midnight.

Answer 156

Give me a Woody and I'll make you Buzz for light years.

Answer 157

You're Italian huh? I wouldn't mind a pizza dat azz.

..Sorry for my rudeness, no one has been around to teach me manners ever since my Mum pasta way.

Is that a yes? Do you wanna say yes?
Sorry, I have crust issues.

Answer 158

Tryin to get on that Italian Stallion are ya? ;)

Answer 159

Woah girl, are you from France because maDAMN

Answer 160

Have you heard of Platform 9 and 3/4? Well, I can think of something else with the exact same measurements.

Answer 161

If you were a Dementor, I'd become a criminal just to get your kiss.

Answer 162

I know we're not in Professor Flitwick's class, but you still are charming.

Answer 163

You're hotter than the bottom of my laptop.

Answer 164

XD

Answer 165

If Geometry your favorite subject? Because you look beautiful in whatever angle.

Answer 166

Your name must be Severus Severus, because you're making my prince full blood.

Answer 167

Interested in making some magic together? My wand is at the ready.

Answer 168

When you kiss someone for one minute, you burn 2.6 calories. Wanna burn some together?

Answer 169

Without you I feel like I'm in Azkaban and dementors are sucking away my soul.

Answer 170

Hey boy. Blood is red, Cyanosis is blue, I get Diaphoretic when I think of you.

Answer 171

Did you survive the Avada Kedavra curse? Because you're drop dead gorgeous.

Answer 172

Is your dad an astronaut? Because someone took the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.

Answer 173

You must be my horcrux, because you complete me.

Answer 174

If you can't tell I'm in a Harry Potter mood lol

Answer 175

Are you a parking ticket? Because you have fine written all over you.


I can't with this one x'd

Answer 176

Going to bed? Mind if I Slytherin?

Answer 177

Fr ._.

Answer 178

Fun fact: I am a Slytherin

Answer 179

I dunno what I am.

Answer 180

You don't need a car to drive me crazy!

Answer 181

You are like a bottle of Skele-Gro: You're growing me a bone.

Answer 182

The word of the day is 'legs'. Let's go back to my place and spread the word.


LOL

Answer 183

I'm not wearing an invisibility cloak, but do you think I could still visit your restricted section tonight?

Answer 184

The Sorting Hat saw my destiny, and it said I'm meant to be in your pants.

Answer 185

I cant even with that one x'D

Answer 186

XD

Answer 187

Harry Potter may be the Boy Who Lived, but you're my Chosen One.

Answer 188

I'd let you handle my wand any day!

Answer 189

Are you a pikachu? Because you are shockingly beautiful.

Answer 190

If I were a Nidoking, you would be my Nidoqueen.

Answer 191

I think I need a Paralyze Heal, because you're stunning.

Answer 192

Aipom's pretty good with his hands, and so am I

Answer 193

Sit on my face and ask me to lie... What? You've never been Pinocchio'd?

Answer 194

Hi, I'm Andy. Wanna play with my Woody?

Answer 195

x'D

Answer 196

You can call me Nemo, because I'm gonna "touch the butt"

Answer 197

Things are much better down where it's wetter

Answer 198

Isnt it "Everything is better, were it is wetter" ?

Answer 199

Idc it's still implies cunnilingus

Answer 200

*it

Answer 201

Your mouth says, 'Shields up!', but your eyes say, 'A hull breach is imminent.'

Answer 202

Not only can I beam you aboard, I can beam you a woody.

Answer 203

Someone must have shot you with a phaser set on 'stunning'.

Answer 204

Scanners show sexy life forms in this area... oh, it’s you.

Answer 205

Are you a sith lord? Because I’ve Fallen for you.

Answer 206

I am cooking out so if you want some juicy sausage come on over.

Answer 207

If you're gonna regret this in the morning, we can sleep til the afternoon.

Answer 208

You’ve got 206 bones in your body. Want one more?

Answer 209

Do you sell hot dogs? Because you sure know how to make a wiener stand.

Answer 210

Are you a fruit? Cause honeydew you know how fine you look right now?

Answer 211

Do you like pizza? Cause I want to stuff your crust.

Answer 212

Baby if you were a burger at McDonalds you would be a McGorgeous.

Answer 213

Can I double stuff your Oreo?

Answer 214

Do you like Alphabet soup? Cause you gonna be choking on the D

Answer 215

Do you like Krispy Kreme? Cause I wanna glaze your donut.

Answer 216

*-*

Answer 217

Do you work at Starbucks? Because I like you a latte.

Answer 218

Even if there wasn't gravity on earth, I'd still fall for you.

Answer 219

Are you a parking ticket? 'Cause you've got fine written all over you.

Answer 220

You look cold. Want to use me as a blanket?

Answer 221

I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?

Answer 222

Do you want to see a picture of a beautiful person? (hold up a mirror)

Answer 223

You're so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line.

Answer 224

One night with me, and I'll show you a whole new world. ;)

Answer 225

lets do et ;o

Answer 226

Hey Beauty, can I introduce you to my Beast?

Answer 227

You don't need a spoonful of sugar to make me go down.

Answer 228

Hi, I'm Andy. Wanna play with my Woody?

Answer 229

Hey girl are you a Prius because you arent giving me any sounds or indications that youre turned on right now ;o

Answer 230

Do you know what my shirt is made of? Boyfriend material.

Answer 231

Do you have advanced radiation poisoning? Because you are glowing!

Answer 232

Are you a sea lion? Because I want to sea you lion in my bed later!

Answer 233

Do you have a name or can I call you mine?

Answer 234

Your butt is so nice that it is a shame that you have to sit on it.

Answer 235

Is that a cupid's arrow in your pocket or are you just happy to see me? (:

Answer 236

Can't it be both?

Answer 237

Yoda one for me. Join the heart side. <3

Answer 238

What is a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?

Answer 239

Do you have a sunburn or are you always this hot?

Answer 240

I'm not but you are.

Answer 241

I bet I can kiss you on the lips without touching you. (kiss her) oh.. seems like I lost the bet.

Answer 242

x]

Answer 243

HELP. I'VE FALLEN FOR YOU AND CAN'T GET UP!

Answer 244

You may not be able to get up but you got me up 😉

Answer 245

Oh shii.

Answer 246

Roses are red, violets are blue, my heart skips a beat when I see you. (:

Answer 247

Shet

Answer 248

On a side note: should I compile these and put them on Wattpad?

Answer 249

I'd mount and dew you. (;

Answer 250

I dunno

Answer 251

I'd never trip you, because you'll fall for me anyway.

Answer 252

Are you an airbender? Cause you leave me breathless. :D

Answer 253

Roses are red, violets are blue, Titans have a weak spot, and I have one for you. (;

Answer 254

Are you a water bender? Cause you got me wet in my Southern Tribe

Answer 255

Not my best one tbh

Answer 256

GG.

Answer 257

Are you a tower? Cause Eiffel in love with you.


I can't lmaoooooaoaoaoao

Answer 258

Satan hates you.
Why?
For being hotter than hell. x.x

Answer 259

Is your Dad in jail? Cause he stole the stars and put them in your eyes. *-*

Answer 260

You know what would look good on you? Me.

Answer 261

I've never Cena prettier face.

Answer 262

If you don't wanna be alone, maybe we Ken Bone.

Answer 263

I don't wanna be Obama self this Valentine's.

Answer 264

Hey girl, let's take this, "How U doin'" and make it a "How WE doin'."

Answer 265

KISS ME OUSSIDE HOW 'BOUT DAT?

Answer 266

Make my love life great again.

Answer 267

Deh devil is moving inside yew becoz yew're hawter den der current hell. hehe.
Nu?
Otai.

Answer 268

You the building blocks for my Roblox

Answer 269

Ew

Answer 270

You are the seeds for my minecraft grass

Answer 271

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Were your parents Greek Gods, 'cause it takes two gods to make a goddess.
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Actually, it takes both a God and a Goddess to make a Goddess ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Answer 272

Jebediah I was being all inclusive you t w a t

Answer 273

Will you be my girlfrien? I left out the ‘d’ cause I’ll give that later!

Answer 274

What is a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?

Answer 275

I’m lost. Can you give me directions to your heart?

Answer 276

Are you sure you’re not tired? You’ve been running through my mind all day.

Answer 277

I was wondering if you had an extra heart. Mine was just stolen.

Answer 278

Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.

Answer 279

Do you know what my shirt is made of? Boyfriend material.