Question

Anyone know any good yo mama jokes?
*No dirty jokes.

Answer 1

This would be under gaming, I think. c'x

Answer 2

Nah this is history in the making

Answer 3

Yo mamma so stupid she bought tickets to see Xbox LIVE

Answer 4

Ha

Answer 5

Yo mama so ugly when she walked in the bank, the security cameras turned off.

Answer 6

How does this relate to history >.<

Answer 7

-> my joke: Yo mamma so stupid she looked on TV for the Playstation Network

Answer 8

Hahahha

Answer 9

Yo mama so poor the ducks have to feed her bread.

Answer 10

yo mama so stupid she tried to climb Mountain Dew

Answer 11

Hhaha

Answer 12

I agree with Elsa though, I think it should go in the gaming subject.

Answer 13

Yo mama so stupid she had an appointment with Dr.Pepper

Answer 14

Will you guys just stop talking about the section its just jokes here geez

Answer 15

Yo mama so fat even dora couldn't explore her

Answer 16

Yes but you're putting it in the wrong subject >.<.

Answer 17

Your mother made history.

Answer 18

LOL

Answer 19

yo mama so fat when you kill her in call of duty it counts as a 5 player kill streak

Answer 20

I'm sorry, Grill. x.x

Answer 21

Your mother is so fat she picks her teeth with the Olsen twins. - Big Nate

Answer 22

Yo mama so fat she had to get baptized in seaworld

Answer 23

@JustSaiyan it looks like u dropped a quote instead of a joke xD

Answer 24

Yo mama so stupid she brought a spoon to the super bowl

Answer 25

It is a joke, I just don't want to be sent to court for plagiarism, as it was in a book.

Answer 26

Ohhh

Answer 27

And with that, I slaughter the fun.

Answer 28

lol

Answer 29

you mama so short she uses a dorito as a hang glider

Answer 30

lol.

Answer 31

Yo mama so ugly, she walked into a haunted house and walked out with a job application.

Answer 32

I just signed up... how do I change my profile picture???

Answer 33

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Answer 34

K thx

Answer 35

Its kind of annoying that u cant hit enter to post

Answer 36

No problem ^-^!

Answer 37

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Answer 38

Oh. Grill answered. e.e
Rip. <.<

Answer 39

Lol

Answer 40

Yours was better, I should have told him/her to vertify their email ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ but Im learning!

Answer 41

Will you get alerts even if you are not on the website?

Answer 42

But you answered faster. e.e
I should've typed faster.

Answer 43

Nvm... Just answered my own question

Answer 44

Ha

Answer 45

Yo mama so dumb she thought seaweed was a drug

Answer 46

Yo mama so dumb to even let you here? xD

Answer 47

WEAK

Answer 48

*Cricket noise*

Answer 49

it goes yo mama so stupid she thought seaweed was a drug that fish smoked

Answer 50

Ha yeah I forgot that last part

Answer 51

Yo mama so ugly she gave slenderman nightmares

Answer 52

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Answer 53

Yo mama so fat I pictured her in my head and she broke my neck

Answer 54

yo mama so fat trump made Her the wall

Answer 55

HAHAH

Answer 56

No dirty jokes? damn it. I dont do "clean"

Answer 57

yo mama so fat she wears two watches because shes in two different timezones

Answer 58

Ha

Answer 59

OHHHH

Answer 60

SICK

Answer 61

yo mama so fat everytime she turns around its her birthday

Answer 62

Yo mama so fat that when she sat on an ipad she made it into a ipod

Answer 63

ha

Answer 64

Yo mama so fat when she walked past the tv I missed 3 seasons of anime

Answer 65

its the other way around

Answer 66

ipod into ipad

Answer 67

ohh I forgot

Answer 68

Yo momma's teeth are so yellow, when she smiled at traffic, it slowed down.

Answer 69

Yo momma's so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.

Answer 70

Yo momma's so dumb, she went to the dentist to get a Bluetooth.

Answer 71

Yo momma's so fat, she stepped on a scale and it said: "To be continued."

Answer 72

Yo momma's so ugly, she made an onion cry.

Answer 73

Yo momma's so fat, when she fell I didn't laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.

Answer 74

@Pixel got any jokes? u can google jokes if u want like me

Answer 75

Yo mama so fat when she made it a psn account it crashed the network

Answer 76

Yo momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, "I need your weight not your phone number."

Answer 77

Yo mamma is so ugly when she tried to join an ugly contest they said, "Sorry, no professionals."

Answer 78

Yo momma is so fat when she sat on WalMart, she lowered the prices.

Answer 79

Yo momma is so stupid when an intruder broke into her house, she ran downstairs, dialed 9-1-1 on the microwave, and couldn't find the "CALL" button.

Answer 80

yourmamas so ugly when she joined gta five online she got an instant five stars. and when the police seed her thay all ran away

Answer 81

Seed or Saw?

Answer 82

seen

Answer 83

That is not proper English. :p

Answer 84

oh sorry then its saw

Answer 85

It's alright. :3

Answer 86

ok hey is there an app for this website on playstore or appstore

Answer 87

I'm not sure.
@Ultrilliam

Answer 88

Not so sure this counts as writing...just saying...