Question

Anybody good at translating this Old English crap?

Answer 1

HAMLET
I have heard of your paintings too, well enough; God has given you one face, and you make yourselves another: you jig, you amble, and you lisp, and nick-name God’s creatures, and make your wantonness your ignorance. Go to, I’ll no more on’t; it hath made me mad. I say, we will have no more marriages: those that are married already, all but one, shall live; the rest shall keep as they are. To a nunnery, go.

Answer 2

Hold on what act is this

Answer 3

I dont know I have not read it yet. This is just a graphic organizer

Answer 4

To prepare me for it I guess?

Answer 5

This is my F A V O R I T E S T U F F. Hell my pfp is Thomas Hobbes.

Answer 6

I got plenty

Answer 7

I got to translate three

Answer 8

I’ve heard all about you women and your cosmetics too. God gives you one face, but you paint another on top of it. You dance and prance and lisp; you call God’s creations by pet names, and you excuse your sexpot ploys by pleading ignorance. Come on, I won’t stand for it anymore. It’s driven me crazy. I hereby declare we will have no more marriage. Whoever is already married (except one person I know) will stay married—all but one person. Everyone else will have to stay single. Get yourself to a convent, fast.

Translated by Spark Notes ;)

Answer 9

This is basically about women and makeup. Hence the mention of paintings and their one face.

Answer 10

Nvm, I forgot No-Fear Shakespeare was a thing.

Answer 11

Helped me pass English ;)

Answer 12

http://nfs.sparknotes.com/hamlet/page_144.html Here, this will help you IMMENSELY @Bearclaws72

Answer 13

Shut what, I said nothing

Answer 14

Alright thank you @Marziman and @bm717

Answer 15

Thank her, not me.

Answer 16

Thank Sparknotes

Answer 17

Basically me.