Question

Gimme your best dad jokes

Answer 1

I only know mom jokes. let me think.

Answer 2

Kid:Hi, Im Billy
Dad:Hi Billy, I'm dad

Answer 3

Es a dad joke :thonk:

Answer 4

No one in this town can be buried in the grave yard, you wanna know why?
They're all still alive

Answer 5

do I make myself clear?
*turns transPARENT*
get it? heheheheh I suck

Answer 6

RIP boiled water. You will be mist :)

Answer 7

Where were french fries first made?
In grease.

Answer 8

where do germs come from?
germany

Answer 9

Everyone says I dont have a sense of direction, so I pack up my stuff then I right.

Answer 10

if things aren't going right, go left.

Answer 11

How do you make holy water?
You boil the hell out of it

Answer 12

well- thats a lil uneseccery. lol jk

Answer 13

Why did the chicken walk past the road?
It wasnt playing the game right

Answer 14

What language do people speak the least?
Sign language

Answer 15

what language deaf people think in?

Answer 16

uwu wait what

Answer 17

nothing

Answer 18

"So the other day I was walking through the living room and I stubbed my toe. Because that hurts more than hell, I screamed out "MOTHERF***R!"

Just after this my dad leans around the corner and said, "you rang?""

- copied from the internet but I found to be hilarious

Answer 19

*True story*
Me and my stepmom were at work, and a customer was making her really mad, she walks into the kitchen and yells "YOU SON OF A B***H" and I walked around the corner and said :You called?"

Answer 20

A man was rushing his wife to the hospital to give birth, but she delivered the baby in the car. So ideally, he named him Carson.

~This is a dad joke in a dad joke. Get on my level (:

Answer 21

Wow xD

Answer 22

My Grandpa made me cry when he cut up Onions
Onions was a good dog