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NAGC:

dad jokes

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@MLYS2

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@Hero

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hi angel

AngeI:

Did you know the first french fries weren't made in France

AngeI:

They were made in grease

NAGC:

lmao

AngeI:

No one in my town can be buried in the graveyard, you wanna know why?

NAGC:

idk

NAGC:

why

AngeI:

They're all still alive

NAGC:

here's one

NAGC:

What do you call a mac ā€˜nā€™ cheese that gets all up in your face?

Gdeinward:

why dont you ever see elephants hiding in trees?

Gdeinward:

I dunno?

NAGC:

its too close for comfort food.

Gdeinward:

thats pretty good

NAGC:

medal?

Gdeinward:

hmm not good enough

NAGC:

what nose is 12 inches long

Gdeinward:

I dont know

NAGC:

a foot

Gdeinward:

You gots to do better than that

NAGC:

ok

NAGC:

What do sprinters eat before a race?

Gdeinward:

Testosterone?

NAGC:

not they faaaaast

Gdeinward:

Not bad, not bad, I guess I can give a medal

Gdeinward:

What would you get if you threw all the books into the ocean?

NAGC:

hold up brb

katwhirles:

what

Gdeinward:

A title wave

katwhirles:

funny :)))))

katwhirles:

that was really funny

Gdeinward:

good, thats kinda the effect I was going for.

katwhirles:

you got another joke

NAGC:

im back

Gdeinward:

Why did the monster eat 5 potato ships?

NAGC:

will anyone help me get to 30

NAGC:

num

Gdeinward:

depends

NAGC:

im one away

Gdeinward:

Why did the monster eat 5 potato ships?

NAGC:

Because you can't eat just one potato ship

NAGC:

did I get it?

Gdeinward:

thats it!

NAGC:

YAY!!

Gdeinward:

you cheated didn't you?

NAGC:

no just took my while to think

Gdeinward:

mmmm

NAGC:

because it said ships not chips

NAGC:

u can't just eat one chip as in ship

Gdeinward:

why dont you ever see elephants hiding in trees?

NAGC:

they good at hiding I guess?

NAGC:

or they cut get up

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can't*

Gdeinward:

Because they are realllllly good at it.

NAGC:

so I got it

Gdeinward:

Oh I didnt see that. Yeah you did.

NAGC:

YAY!!!

Gdeinward:

What do you call 4 Mexicans in a raft?

NAGC:

a taco

Gdeinward:

cuatro sinco

NAGC:

OHH NOOO!

Gdeinward:

A skeleton walks into a bar and says,"Gimme a beer, some chicken wings, and a bucket and a mop."

NAGC:

so he can fly?

NAGC:

litty

Gdeinward:

what do you get when you cross a chicken and barbed wire?

NAGC:

a cluck ton of fun!

Gdeinward:

chicken on the barby

NAGC:

ha ha.... eh

Gdeinward:

okay misses "what nose is 12 inches long"

NAGC:

what's Harleys favorite snack

Gdeinward:

Hersheys?

NAGC:

Puddin

NAGC:

lol

Gdeinward:

I dont get it.

JSVSL7:

I would make a chemistry joke too, but I was like Na. All the good ones argon.

payload:

\(\color{#0cbb34}{\text{Originally Posted by}}\) @JSVSL7 I would make a chemistry joke too, but I was like Na. All the good ones argon. \(\color{#0cbb34}{\text{End of Quote}}\) LMAO. Slapped my neon that.

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