Daily humor: What's the worst dad joke you can think of?
(Like the most cringe, I guess?)

→ DO NOT SPAM$$\text{Also... PG-13 only please}$$

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Daily humor: What's the worst dad joke you can think of?
(Like the most cringe, I guess?)

→ DO NOT SPAM$$\text{Also... PG-13 only please}$$

Kitkit · Answer

save ur drama for the llama X'D

Babyplier · Answer

I GOT THE PERFECT ONE

Babyplier · Answer

Dad on phone: so on my way into town today I heard that some actress killed herself. Her name was Reese something. 
Mom: WITHERSPOON!? 
dad: no it was with a knife....

AngeI · Answer

Dad: no one in this town can be buried in that graveyard.
Son: why not?
Dad: because they're all still alive

Aqual · Answer

Before my surgery, my anaesthetist offered to knock me out with gas or a boat paddle.
It was an ether oar situation.

b1az3 · Answer

about a few years ago when I had to get the snip the sleep medicine got the  best of me and I started calling my mom hot, and to use my brother's but too shoot zombies

Td · Answer

Dad: Have you ever heard of this new movie called constipation? 
Me: No why? 
Dad: Thats right, it never came out.