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Salmon:

A bus driver goes the wrong way on a one-way street. He passes the cops but they don’t stop him. Why?

yesimfuny:

oof uh i dont get this one lmao

Mangaartist:

yeah dis one is hard

yesimfuny:

doesnt make sense

bridgetmadle5:

Because the bus driver going the wrong way is a pedestrian and is not driving a bus.

Salmon:

The answer hits you like OH

Salmon:

Correct What word looks the same upside down and backward?

Mangaartist:

dam thats a hard but good one

yesimfuny:

oh i remember that but dont remember the answer lmao

Salmon:

HAHA THEY WERE WATCHING ON THE SIDE OF THE STREET IDIOT

Aqual:

lmao

Salmon:

y'all got nothing?

yesimfuny:

OHHH its word cus the w wont be an m when its upside down if that makes sense

Aqual:

A palindrome

Salmon:

no

yesimfuny:

oh oof

Aqual:

oh

Salmon:

no I have no clue how to even pronounce that Aqual

Aqual:

ive got nothing then

yesimfuny:

i have no idea what that even is

Salmon:

I might pull Jay in if he is awake

Aqual:

swims

Aqual:

right?

yesimfuny:

oh thats a good one

Salmon:

Damn y'all good My rings are not of gold, but I get more as I get old. What am I?

Aqual:

tree

yesimfuny:

oh yeah lol

Aqual:

too eassy

Salmon:

Correct What is at the end of a rainbow?

JAIDENGYMNASTIC:

GOLD

Aqual:

there is no end

yesimfuny:

a pot of gold

JAIDENGYMNASTIC:

IM STUPID

Salmon:

Not true for anyone

yesimfuny:

oof

Salmon:

But nice try!

Aqual:

rainbows dont have an end

Salmon:

Nope

Aqual:

w

yesimfuny:

oh is it w?

JAIDENGYMNASTIC:

W

Salmon:

Correct What has ten letters and starts with gas?

JAIDENGYMNASTIC:

GASOLIN

yesimfuny:

thats eight

Salmon:

LMAO no

Aqual:

gasbagging

Salmon:

no

Buenos88:

automobile

yesimfuny:

OH I GOT IT

Salmon:

Correct! How many bricks does it take to complete a building made of bricks?

yesimfuny:

oof you already said it

Aqual:

one

Buenos88:

however many brick it takes

Salmon:

Correct Aqual. A man goes out in heavy rain with nothing to protect him from it. His hair doesn’t get wet. How does he do that?

Aqual:

hes bald

yesimfuny:

bald

Buenos88:

hes bald

yesimfuny:

i remember that one

Aqual:

same

Salmon:

DAMN Y'ALL ARE GOOD Mike and Pat are in a desert. They both have packs on. Pat is dead. Mike who is alive has his pack open, Pat has his pack closed. What is in the packs?

Aqual:

wheres my medales

Salmon:

Haha you have one for it

Salmon:

2 now

Aqual:

i know

Salmon:

That is?

Aqual:

parachutes

Salmon:

Correct What has a heart that doesn’t beat?

yesimfuny:

bruh how did you know?

Aqual:

me

Salmon:

No

Aqual:

aww

Aqual:

damnit

Buenos88:

deck of cards

Aqual:

yep

yesimfuny:

the king or queen of hearts

Salmon:

Actually no

Aqual:

right?

Aqual:

no?

Salmon:

Incorrect

yesimfuny:

even me?

Aqual:

zombie

Salmon:

If I must I will pull in Ultrilliam and yes

JAIDENGYMNASTIC:

I GIVE UP DAMNIT

Salmon:

No

Salmon:

Aqual no

Salmon:

@Ultrilliam

yesimfuny:

a zombie?

Aqual:

its a king in a deck of cards

Salmon:

Incorrect

Salmon:

Incorrect

Aqual:

hmm

Aqual:

idk then

Aqual:

i give up, ima look it up

JAIDENGYMNASTIC:

I GIVE Y[PP TELLL MEEE

yesimfuny:

i have no idea

Aqual:

I have a heart that never beats, I have a home but I never sleep. I can take a man's house and build another's, And I love to play games with my many brothers.

Aqual:

A king of hearts

Salmon:

Incorrect to my riddle

Aqual:

oof

Buenos88:

corpse

Salmon:

Hmmm no but very smart

yesimfuny:

oh thats a good one

Salmon:

THINK FOOD

yesimfuny:

hmm

Buenos88:

candy hearts

Buenos88:

candy hearts

Salmon:

No

yesimfuny:

oh i thought that was it lol

Salmon:

But that was also very smart

Salmon:

Think HEALTHY food LMAO

Aqual:

heart leaves

Aqual:

umm

Salmon:

no?

yesimfuny:

wha

Salmon:

^

Aqual:

its the heart of a fruit i believe

Aqual:

i know it

Salmon:

No more so of a vegetable

Aqual:

just cant think of it

Salmon:

haha

yesimfuny:

like an avocodo?

Salmon:

No

Salmon:

but almost

Aqual:

artichoke

Salmon:

correct finally! I have a heart that never beats, I have a home but I never sleep. I can take a man's house and build another's, And I love to play games with my many brothers.

Aqual:

my mom eats that and it has a heart

Aqual:

king of hearts

Salmon:

Yep How do you fit ten horses into nine stalls?

Salmon:

WITHOUT CRAMMING THEM

yesimfuny:

was about o say that lmao

Salmon:

haha LMAO

Salmon:

This can be something that is not with ACTUAL stalls (computer based maybe)

Aqual:

its wordplay

Salmon:

What?

Aqual:

NINE (TEN HORSES) STABLES

Buenos88:

there are 9 horses actually

Aqual:

[T][E][N[H][O][R][E]

yesimfuny:

what the-

Salmon:

ummm almost Aqual

Aqual:

nTiEnNe sHtOaRbSlEeSs

Salmon:

Not so anymore

Aqual:

Is it missing the s?

Salmon:

Correct

yesimfuny:

is there only one and you sut put the one in a stable?

Aqual:

[T][e][n][h][o][r][e]

yesimfuny:

just*

Aqual:

i cant put the s

Aqual:

it strikesthrough

Salmon:

[t] [e] [n] [h] [o] [r] [e]

Aqual:

[T][e][n][h][o][r][e]

1 attachment
yesimfuny:

im confused

Aqual:

[] are stables

foxey3:

idk

Aqual:

Tenhorses in 9 []

Salmon:

hmm interesting but Correct How can you drop a raw egg from a height onto a concrete floor without cracking it?

Aqual:

make it rubber

Buenos88:

[t][e][n][h][o][r][e]

Salmon:

Incorrect Aqual

Aqual:

wet concrete

Salmon:

Incorrect

yesimfuny:

oh yeah is it wet concerte? is so that wouldnt let it break i think

yesimfuny:

oh nvm

Aqual:

dont drop it high

Aqual:

1/15 of an inch

yesimfuny:

oh yeah good one

Salmon:

No

Aqual:

you didnt specify height

yesimfuny:

hmm

Salmon:

From a height of 13 floors

Aqual:

oof

Aqual:

hint please

Salmon:

Think how did it not break... what is the it?

Aqual:

the ostrich egg

yesimfuny:

wha

Salmon:

LMAO

Aqual:

strongest egg there is

yesimfuny:

i am so confused rn

Aqual:

ohhhhh

Salmon:

Incorrect

foxey3:

Why can’t you trust an atom?

Aqual:

you didnt specify what the IT was

yesimfuny:

cus they make up everything

Salmon:

EXACTLY

Salmon:

WHAT IS THE IT?

Aqual:

the floor wont break

Salmon:

Correct! What goes up a chimney down, but not down a chimney up?

yesimfuny:

santa?

Aqual:

umbrella

Aqual:

?

foxey3:

santa

Salmon:

Correct LMAO @yesimfuny There are two sisters. One gives birth to the other, and she, in turn, gives birth to the first. Who are the two sisters?

Aqual:

conjoined twins

Salmon:

Incorrect WHO ARE THEY NOT WHAT

Aqual:

mothers

Salmon:

No

Salmon:

This is gonna take while

Aqual:

day and night

Aqual:

i gtg

Aqual:

out of school

Aqual:

bye

Salmon:

Correct Aqual

Aqual:

adios mis amigos

yesimfuny:

oof

JAIDENGYMNASTIC:

anyone here

Acolgrove:

ello

Salmon:

Got another! A rooster lays an egg at the very top of a slanted roof. Which side is the egg going to roll off on?

yesimfuny:

it wont cus its on the top

yesimfuny:

?

Salmon:

No

yesimfuny:

mm

foxey3:

Neither, roosters don’t lay eggs

Salmon:

Correct

yesimfuny:

oh yeah its hens that do

Salmon:

Take away the whole and some still remain. What is it?

yesimfuny:

nothing?

Salmon:

No

yesimfuny:

OHHH LMAOOO

yesimfuny:

wholesome

yesimfuny:

thats funy

Salmon:

Correct It is an insect, and the first part of its name is the name of another insect. What is it?

foxey3:

BEETLE

yesimfuny:

is it a beetle?

yesimfuny:

oh oop

foxey3:

same thing

Salmon:

Wow ok.... correct What has a head, a tail, is brown, and has no legs?

yesimfuny:

a potato?

foxey3:

pennys

Salmon:

Yes Foxey.... Which part of a boat, does a shopaholic like the most?

foxey3:

umm

yesimfuny:

what is a sophalic

yesimfuny:

oh wait ig et what youe mean lmaoo

Salmon:

SHOP A HOLIC

yesimfuny:

i read it wrong

yesimfuny:

LMAOOO

yesimfuny:

where the treasure is? idk

Salmon:

Incorrect remeber SHOP

Salmon:

*remember

yesimfuny:

OHHH

yesimfuny:

the sail

yesimfuny:

sale lol

Salmon:

Correct! What can’t be burned in a fire nor drowned in the water?

yesimfuny:

f u n y

yesimfuny:

hmm

yesimfuny:

metal?

Salmon:

no

foxey3:

fire?

Salmon:

no that can get drowned in water

foxey3:

ohhhh, ice i

Salmon:

Correct If you are running a race, and you pass the person in second, what place are you in?

yesimfuny:

huh?

yesimfuny:

oh uh okay

yesimfuny:

first place

Salmon:

No

yesimfuny:

wha?

yesimfuny:

h o w

Salmon:

Haha who said you passed the person in first?

Salmon:

LMAO

yesimfuny:

o H

Buenos88:

second

Salmon:

HAHAHA correct! John walks into a bar and asks for a glass of water. The bartender then shoots the ceiling with a gun. John says thank you and walk out. Why did John want the water?

yesimfuny:

that makes sense now lmaoo

Salmon:

yup

Salmon:

oh and good luck with this one

yesimfuny:

cus the gun would set fire to the celing?

foxey3:

Mary has 4 kids, the first one is january, 2 is feb 3 is march what is the 5 one ?

Salmon:

There is no 5th one and @yesimfuny Incorrect

yesimfuny:

hmm

foxey3:

what

foxey3:

what is the answer

Salmon:

I don't tell that to people you have to figure it out

Buenos88:

hiccups?

Salmon:

Correct What’s black when you get it, red when you use it, and white when you’re all through with it?

yesimfuny:

whait what? how was it hiccups?

Salmon:

Yes that was correct

yesimfuny:

wow uh okay

Buenos88:

because the water might help to get rid of the hiccups but when the guy shot the gun it ended up scaring guy with hiccups.

yesimfuny:

oH

Salmon:

Correct What’s black when you get it, red when you use it, and white when you’re all through with it?

yesimfuny:

i have no idea

Buenos88:

charcoal

yesimfuny:

oh what? i get the black and red but how is it whit after?

yesimfuny:

white*

Salmon:

Correct Take off my skin and I won’t cry, but you will! What am I?

yesimfuny:

ive never used charcoal before so i probably wouldnt know anyways

Buenos88:

the ashes

yesimfuny:

oh riiighht

Buenos88:

onion

Salmon:

Correct When you need me, you throw me away. When you don’t need me, you bring me back. What am I?

yesimfuny:

oh that makes sense

yesimfuny:

no idea

yesimfuny:

no idea

yesimfuny:

no idea

Buenos88:

an anchor

Salmon:

Correct you are good You do not want me when you don’t have me, but when you have me you don’t want to lose me. What am I?

yesimfuny:

oh god the heck happened

Salmon:

Nothing yet?

yesimfuny:

umm hmm

yesimfuny:

oh no i tried saying something and it posted like three times lmao

Salmon:

I noticed that

Buenos88:

does it have to do with someone getting in trouble

Salmon:

LMAO no it does not

yesimfuny:

oof i gtg finish my work byeee

Buenos88:

because I was thinking lawsuit

Buenos88:

bye

bridgetmadle5:

First, think of the color of the clouds. Next, think of the color of snow. Now, think of the color of a bright full moon. Now answer quickly what do cows drink?

Buenos88:

milk

Buenos88:

water

Salmon:

Incorrect... not lawsiut

Salmon:

Good luck you are going to need it for that one

bridgetmadle5:

water yess

Buenos88:

job

Salmon:

I'm an idiot you are correct it was a lawsuit You do not want me when you don’t have me, but when you have me you don’t want to lose me. What am I?

Salmon:

THAT IS THE SAME ONE.... IML I am so stupid and sorry about that

Salmon:

Walk on the living, they don’t even mumble. Walk on the dead, they mutter and grumble. What are they?

foxey3:

Leaves

Salmon:

Correct The man who invented it doesn’t want it for himself. The man who buys it doesn’t buy it for himself. And, the man who needs it, doesn’t know he needs it. What is it?

Salmon:

Correct The man who invented it doesn’t want it for himself. The man who buys it doesn’t buy it for himself. And, the man who needs it, doesn’t know he needs it. What is it?

Salmon:

Correct The man who invented it doesn’t want it for himself. The man who buys it doesn’t buy it for himself. And, the man who needs it, doesn’t know he needs it. What is it?

Salmon:

Correct The man who invented it doesn’t want it for himself. The man who buys it doesn’t buy it for himself. And, the man who needs it, doesn’t know he needs it. What is it?

Salmon:

Correct The man who invented it doesn’t want it for himself. The man who buys it doesn’t buy it for himself. And, the man who needs it, doesn’t know he needs it. What is it?

Aqual:

a name

Aqual:

a coffin

Salmon:

Coffin is correct A man is driving along and sees three doors: a diamond door, a ruby door, and an emerald door. Which does he open first?

Aqual:

the car door

Salmon:

Damn First I threw away the outside. Then, I cooked the inside. And, then I ate the outside and threw away the inside. What am I?

foxey3:

An ear of corn

Salmon:

Not exactly but I will count it What’s the coolest letter in the alphabet?

foxey3:

'B', because it's always surrounded by AC.

Salmon:

Correct I have keys that open no locks and space but no room. You can enter, but can’t go in. What am I?

Aqual:

the keys in florida

Salmon:

No

foxey3:

A keyboard

Salmon:

Correct How many apples grow on a tree?

Buenos88:

keyboard

Buenos88:

keyboard

Buenos88:

keyboard

Buenos88:

keyboard

Buenos88:

keyboard

Buenos88:

keyboard

Buenos88:

keyboard

Buenos88:

keyboard

Salmon:

DAMN

Salmon:

Chill bro

Salmon:

How many apples grow on a tree?

Salmon:

Don't be shocked if you don't get it it is VERY difficult

Aqual:

Apples don't grow on trees

Salmon:

PSSSH THAT IS AWESOME but NO

Aqual:

ooo

Aqual:

all of them

Salmon:

Correct What ancient invention still used in parts of the world today enables people to see through walls?

Buenos88:

sorry about that, wasnt posting

Aqual:

windows

Aqual:

Before the surgery, the anesthesiologist offered to knock me out with gas or a boat paddle.

Aqual:

It was an ether/oar situation.

Salmon:

It is no problem and correct Aqual Very funny

Salmon:

How can you tell that Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, and Neptune are about to get married?

Aqual:

Well, they have a ring

Salmon:

Correct People say I put doctors out of business, sometimes I am sour, sometimes I am sweet, I can be eaten and can also be drunk. What am I?

Aqual:

Liquor

Salmon:

LMAO NO

Aqual:

aww

Salmon:

Oh wow That gave a really good laugh wow ummm no

Aqual:

ohhh

Aqual:

its related to your tree question

Aqual:

apples

Salmon:

Correct I can be crushed to pieces but only if I am given away first, I can be clogged and attacked but that’s usually my own doing. No matter how many problems I have, you wouldn’t dare let me go. What am I

Aqual:

ima put you out of business

Aqual:

a heart

Salmon:

Correct What food is so funny that it can be a comedian?

Aqual:

Why you Cracker

Buenos88:

crackers

Salmon:

Correct now go back to school and learn things kids

Aqual:

Potato no

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