Gimme your best chem jokes. The cornier the better.

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jfraser · Answer

Want to hear a joke about sodium? Na.
What's a pirate's favorite element? Arrrr-gon
Why do chemists tell bad jokes? All the good ones Argon

jfraser · Answer

How often do chemists tell bad jokes?

anonymous · Answer

periodically!

anonymous · Answer

What do chemists use to make guacamole? Avogadros!

anonymous · Answer

Proton an neutron walk into a bar, proton turns to neutron. "I'll get this round" the neurton looks astonished (protons usually such a repulsive guy) "are you sure?" Proton replys " Yeah man I'm positive"

anonymous · Answer

Neutron goes an gets the next round, while at the bar he realises he's out of cash. He turns to the barman to cancel the order but before he can say anything the barmann says "don't worry about it! for you No charge!"

anonymous · Answer

If Fe stand for iron, then does that mean "Females" are iron men? ;P