Question

What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

Answer 1

OHSNaP

Answer 2

Two chemists walk into a bar. The first says, "Get me some H2O." The second chemist says, I'd like some H2O too. The second chemist dies.

Answer 3

Whats the best chemical contraceptive?

Answer 4

What?

Answer 5

hexanitrosobenzene - thers a NO form all angles.

Answer 6

How often do chemists tell bad jokes?

Answer 7

How?

Answer 8

periodically

Answer 9

lol

Answer 10

those are greay! lol

Answer 11

*great

Answer 12

H2O+OO =H2O3(4-) hydrogen hyperoxide? where is that bar?

Answer 13

uh not sure?