Hey, who want's to hear some jokes?

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anonymous · Answer

my life XD

thadds2003 · Answer

@JoyKat @escamer?

joykat · Answer

Great -_-

thadds2003 · Answer

What's the difference between Paul Walker and a computer? I give a f*ck when my computer crashes.

joykat · Answer

.....

joykat · Answer

Why did the ants dance on the jam jar?

joykat · Answer

The lid said, "Twist to open

joykat · Answer

Why did the chicken say, "Meow, oink, bow-wow, moo?"

joykat · Answer

He was studying foreign languages.

thadds2003 · Answer

What's got 5 arms, 3 legs and 2 feet? The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

thadds2003 · Answer

What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? GLOVES! Nah, just kidding... He still hasn't unwrapped his present.

joykat · Answer

XD

thadds2003 · Answer

How did Rihanna find out Chris Brown was cheating on her? She found another woman's lipstick on his knuckles.

thadds2003 · Answer

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Don't be stupid, feminists can't change anything.

thadds2003 · Answer

GTG.

joykat · Answer

okie...

anonymous · Answer

Sarah has no arms
Knock knock 
(who's thiere)
Not Sarah

countrychic128 · Answer

sure

ayeedomo · Answer

What do you call a fake noodle??
An ImPASTA!

anonymous · Answer

@ayeedomo lol

joykat · Answer

why couldn't the skeleton cross the road?
Cause he didn't have the guts

anonymous · Answer

@ayeedomo lol

anonymous · Answer

Why did the man go into the pizza business? 
To get dough!
What did the pepperoni say to the cook? 
You wanna pizza me!

ayeedomo · Answer

What do you say when a laptop is thrown into the ocean?
A dell is "rolling in the deep"