Jokes.
Why was the guitar teacher arrested? For fingering a minor.
My mother has given the world the greatest joke... Me
Why does Dr. Pepper come in a bottle? Because his wife died. OMG.
Patient: The problem is that obesity runs in our family. Doctor: No the problem is that no one runs in your family.
What’s the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb? You can unscrew a lightbulb.
a man found out he does not have long to live doctor: you have 5 patient: 5 what doctor 5...4...3...2...1
^thank deadpool for that one
What do you call someone who refuses to fart in public? A private tutor.
How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.
XD
what do you call Batman that leaves church early Christian Bale
x'D
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