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Allison:

Jokes.

Allison:

Why was the guitar teacher arrested? For fingering a minor.

theDeviliscoming:

My mother has given the world the greatest joke... Me

Allison:

Why does Dr. Pepper come in a bottle? Because his wife died. OMG.

theDeviliscoming:

Patient: The problem is that obesity runs in our family. Doctor: No the problem is that no one runs in your family.

Allison:

What’s the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb? You can unscrew a lightbulb.

Falconmaster:

a man found out he does not have long to live doctor: you have 5 patient: 5 what doctor 5...4...3...2...1

Falconmaster:

^thank deadpool for that one

Allison:

What do you call someone who refuses to fart in public? A private tutor.

Allison:

How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

Falconmaster:

XD

Falconmaster:

what do you call Batman that leaves church early Christian Bale

Allison:

x'D

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